For instance, it is absurd that every blue state has not legalized direct to consumer auto sales given that this is what car dealers' political giving looks like.

Besides all the obvious criticisms, why is it we are just conceding that Republican candidates exemplify masculinity? For instance, here are some of the GOP men running for Senate in November and they all look like if a corpse was made of marshmallows.

The average American journalist has never had a more elite pedigree and yet this is the state of American journalism.

I think the reference here is not the US' losing effort in Vietnam, but how the Chilean and Argentine dictatorships would throw suspected dissidents out of helicopters and airplanes so their remains would never be found. "Helicopter rides" is one of their favorite memes, here's a GOP rep using it.

None of those things are worse than having a Nazi tattoo or raping somebody.

"In this house...."

I don't want an AR-15, but if I ever were to buy one, I'd like one in University of California blue and gold with the UC Riverside Scottish bear stamped on the receiver.

How about Canada will stop boycotting California wine when our Senator stops voting to approve Trump's cabinet and judicial nominees? For instance, here's Marco Rubio, who @schiff.senate.gov voted to confirm:

Absent the nationalization of politics, there's a world where state-level GOPs in blue states moderate towards stuff like taxes and public safety. Instead, they do this:

Here's where this woman was killed. For the price of just some concrete and a little less free parking, she'd still be alive.

The biggest change we're seeing as we become a society of illiterates is a regression back to earlier modes of thinking.

According to this guy, that's usually the point where the army steps in to settle things.

Look at this peak millennial menu. The Democratic Party has regained the mandate of heaven.

I understand the frustration here, but at least traffic engineering is a reputable science that is not at all made up or fake.

When policy is set by Dril tweets.

Pretty cool that the guy with the Serbia flag at this game seems to be rooting for Colombia because he shakes the flag all wild when they score.

"I owe you an apology. I wasn't familiar with your game."

People who actually use mass transit should be in charge of governing it and ass town elected officials should be in charge of planning parades and renaming streets.

Just saw the officials for tonight's match and I'm feeling good about America's chances.

Stop talking about one of the wealthiest communities in the United States like it's a dying Appalachian mill town ffs.

Also, this is the one area of the Republican platform where you could actually bring in someone with an academic track record to make the case for prosperity and liberty under free markets. But instead, you brought in the guy behind Chino Hills' 8th most overcooked salmon plate.

Yo who wants to go to Cabo Verde with me?

Meanwhile in America....

I cannot take anything that British conservatives say seriously. You voted to make your country poor and now the average Briton is about as economically productive as the average person in West Virginia. This is like being scolded by Oscar the Grouch who lives in a trash can.

Supporting the troops.

Just learned that Paraguay's goalie Orlando Gill plays for San Lorenzo de Almagro. I think he may have been getting some divine help today.

All of Germany right now:

Here are your new justices. This is where they meet.

The agents were merely delivering a warning letter. So why would a judge sign off on a warrant to search personal records just to do that? It really seems like some private company is voluntarily cooperating with DHS and it would be great to tell people which so we can boycott them.