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@steamboatusa
Shouting into a smaller void these days. Litigation escapee, now in-house.
Moved to the Q7 (VIN DZl) until it was also totaled (not my fault that time). Really started hating myself, so I bought the XK8. It didn’t break. So I tried again with the XJR. That DID break. Then we got the Cayenne (which is flawless, still). Picked up the Merc for fun. It wasn’t. And now, the W12
My life in cars: Started strong with the 325i. Was moved into a Land Rover “for safety.” Totaled it. Went to the 328i until it came off lease. Then to the Rabbit. Longest run, 7 years. Then the Countryman. Totaled it. Then the ‘Lade and the 328 until the Golf R. Totaled that. X5? No idea why.
The Honest Company is running a “Baby of the Year” contest and the comments are a warzone.
Blair’s aunt (my SIL) is probably the most important person in our lives apart from the baby and it makes my heart so full when they’re together.
Blair woke up at 4 which is just completely unacceptable so we did a little car nap to the Stanley.
One of my favorite things to do is read instagram comments and this today was an all time exchange lmao
Colorado’s “The Long Run,” one of the world’s best Eagles best tribute bands.
This kind of shit is creepy as hell lmao I don’t anticipate raising a daughter who needs me fighting her battles.
Picking up my baby in 24 days. I think I’ve landed on either “12 VOLT,” “XII,” or “EV LOL” as the plate.
Upon further investigation, we have determined that the Audi’s prior owner was a partner at Kirkland. Have further determined those guys make way too much fucking money.
When I say “this is fucking unbelievable” I don’t mean that I can’t believe it, but I can’t think of any other way to convey how absolutely insane this level of grift is.
Update - I flew to Utah to buy this after putting down a deposit and it was pissing oil everywhere and was way worse than presented. Bullet dodged. Course corrected and bought a twelve cylinder.
David here was my uber driver today to the airport and made me listen to republican talk radio for an hour and apparently that’s his schtick based on the reviews and I am really struggling not to give him the ol’ one star.