Stephanie
@stephknee
Planning to be much nicer on here
Trying out a new nail art technique on my natural nail - a jelly polish pools in the grooves of the sculpting gel and looks darker
Posts I have seen where people are criticising “self-hating English edgelords who are switching from cheering on Norway to cheering on Argentina” = ♾️ People I have seen doing this = 0
This Nike dress they have everyone in at Wimbledon is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen
This is why I hate “I thought you said” jokes because why are you doing it under a woman’s serious post about rape culture? Oh you have a pinned post that you’re a “shitposter” so we’re supposed to realise you’re being crass *on purpose*, like that’s something to aspire to
I said on TikTok builders don’t work past 3pm and now every time I open the app it’s like this: 85 people telling me “my dad does” or “I do, cupcake/hon/sweetie”
Always so disappointed to see women liking the dogshit unfunny replies they get from men when they post about cases like this
My least liked weather is when you set off walking dressed for moderate rain and then is turns FACKIN BOILING
I asked the driver’s permission to take this so you can interact with it ethically
Can everyone pity-liking this also like my coffee and croissant thumbnail and I’ll be a less desolate woman
These nails got absolutely no likes on instagram so I’m either leaving the platform or no one is ever getting a like off ME ever again
Call this wig tarmac the way it smooths my path, call this wig dynorod the way it removes blockages
Turned up looking like he deals blackjack on a Mississippi paddle boat in 1848, steamboat Willie looking mfer
I love this because while I’m new to hating ChatGPT I am old to hating people who go on cruises and people who think 3 cans of diet coke a day is a personality “I call them fridge cigarettes 🤪🤪🤪”