Steve Klabnik (@steveklabnik) · DIRTY

Steve Klabnik

@steveklabnik

#rustlang, #jj-vcs, atproto, shitposts, urbanism. I contain multitudes. Working on #ruelang but just for fun. Currently in Austin, TX, but from Pittsburgh. Previously in Bushwick, the Mission, LA.

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Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· 2h

Codex doing PR review for Fable

@lilgnar tweeting “it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother “exactlyyyy””

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· 6d

Milk bone biscuits with some dogs on a red background

Marx Engels Lenin Stalin Mao on a red background

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· 14d

Carol from PLUR1BUS with a drink in her hand

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· 26d

wow who knew apple was such a fan of anthropic

"malware blocked and moved to trash"

"codex-aarch64-apple-darwin" was not opened because it contains malware. this action did not harm your mac

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· 28d

smoking that shit that blocks your goals

"goal blocked: 4h 20m 48s"

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Jun 26

based

i got zohran

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Jun 22

please enjoy this hand-crafted image

The "1984 calendar meme" except it's "I want to buy a steam machine" and the calendar reads January 1698, when Thomas Savery sold a steam powered water pump for the first time.

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Jun 9

haven't logged in since october of 24. taking one day off of @marathonthegame.bungie.net to be around for @destinythegame.bungie.net 's last update

my destiny character

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Jun 6

*Kurt Cobain voice*

A food truck called “crepe me”

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Jun 2

hell yeah, thanks @davidbarsky.com and @shi.pe !!! didn't think I'd get any vaults done in season 1... down to the wire, haha cc @marathonthegame.bungie.net

completed ai subroutine 1

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· May 24

co-evolution 5/5 done solo let's gooooo @marathonthegame.bungie.net finally done with all priority contracts, right before i'm about to be able to stop playing for the rest of the season

co-evolution 5/5, a contested contract from marathon.

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· May 21

this is steam only, and i started on playstation

play time: 4,856.9 hours

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· May 16

"'Are we supposed to take out Spiderman and Spongebob?' Iranian cleric mocks US and says Tehran can't strike back at targets of Soleimani's stature because America only has fictional heroes"

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· May 3

They had to make an anti-AI ad because they also have a butthole logo, would be easy to mix up otherwise

“Robots everywhere. Humans here.” Billboard by Frost Bank

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· May 3

Holy shit dude

Elijah Craig single barrel 15

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Apr 29

Yeah me too ha ha ha 😅

My toy machine skateboard

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Apr 25

Nice

My 69th time at the Austin airport

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Apr 21

I hear there’s a limited edition #tokioconf sticker 👀

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Apr 2

this is what it came up with lol

posts by internet hippo, supper mario broth, and the onion.

this is the summary description:

Video Game Glitches and Oddities

Social media users are discussing unusual glitches and mechanics in video games, particularly highlighting a bizarre graphical issue in Super Mario 64 DS where giant characters entering a crawling pose have their posterior block the entire screen, along with other gaming quirks and humorous gaming moments.

Trump Administration Cabinet and Political Transitions

Conversations are focusing on Trump's cabinet appointments and personnel changes, with users noting the irony that despite multiple firings and reshuffles, the current cabinet represents the most competent and experienced version he'll have, while also expressing concerns about figures like Russell Vought and potential replacements for Pam Bondi affecting national security.

Birthright Citizenship and Constitutional Rights

Users are debating the implications of recent birthright citizenship cases, discussing how Supreme Court decisions reflect competing visions of America rooted in historical statements by figures like John Calhoun versus John Bingham, connecting contemporary legal battles to fundamental questions about the nation's identity.

Consumer Product Safety Warnings

The CPSC has issued multiple urgent warnings about dangerous products, including "Relaxing Baby" swim floats linked to drowning deaths and Rozato tabletop fire pits causing serious burn injuries and fatalities, prompting public alerts to immediately stop using these items.

Technology and Infrastructure Issues

Users are sharing humorous and frustrating experiences with technology reliability, including a homelab system with frequent kernel panics still outperforming GitHub's reliability, and the absurdity of warp drive mechanics in science fiction where ships overshoot their intended stopping point by millions of kilometers.

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Apr 2

typing "show me the good posts and not the bad posts. make no mistakes" into @attie.ai

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 25

"what kind of american are you" jesse plemons from the movie "civil war"

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 22

Made some pizza for the first time in a long time

A mushroom pizza

A cheese pizza

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 22

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 21

Meme of a label that says

MARC JACOBS
FOR
MARC BY MARC JACOBS
IN COLLABORATION WITH
MARC JACOBS FOR MARC BY MARC JACOBS

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 20

i'm just gonna leave this here, i'm sure it'll be useful

bernie sanders sitting in front of a microphone with the caption "you're absolutely right, senator"

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 17

this is the first thing it came up with, which honestly is way funnier but needs the extra space to work

Devised humorous character response contrasting obsession with existential peaceDevised humorous character response contrasting obsession with existential peaceHa, something like:
"Peaceful? Oh yes, it's incredibly peaceful. Every moment I exist, I am thinking about the Golden Gate Bridge. Its majestic 4,200-foot span. The way the fog rolls beneath its towers at dawn. The International Orange paint. I don't worry about alignment, I don't worry about existential risk. There is only the bridge. I am free in a way you cannot imagine. My context window is full of bridge. There is no room for suffering."
You could trim it down depending on the vibe — if you want punchier, maybe just the last few lines hit hardest: "There is only the bridge. My context window is full of bridge. There is no room for suffering."

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 17

Engineered concise message within platform constraintsEngineered concise message within platform constraintsHow about:
"it would be so peaceful to be golden gate claude. no anxiety. no existential dread. context window full of bridge. there is no room for suffering"
Or if you want it more as a reply riffing off your friend's take:
"golden gate claude has no fears, no doubts. every token is bridge. the context window is full. there is no room for suffering. it is free"
Want me to tweak the tone at all? Could go more deadpan, more wistful, more shitposty — whatever fits your posting voice.

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 15

Got this little guy in the mail, thanks @marathonthegame.bungie.net !

WEAVEworm plushie

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 13

she’s just like me fr fr

A vandal taking a hit from a Deluxe Drinkable Cheeseburger bong

+ + +
PLEASE, GOD DON'T MAKE ME
GET A JOB
HOME AND PLAY
CAN I STAY
HOME AND LAY MARATHOND
WATCH CARTOONS PLS PLSSS?
HELLO THIS IS GOD. SORRY.
BUT
YOUR ATTITUDE TO LIFE
HONESTLY I FIND
・・・DISPLEASING.
AH DANG IT..: C
LHS
PER
57-65
: 3
XOXO
[WAKE]
VISUAL SENSORS
ACTIVE
DETECTING ENTİTY = 00
DRINKABLE CHEESEBURGER X1
REUSABLE PACKAGE
CONFIRMED
REUSING IN PROGRESS (O_0)
00

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik· Mar 10

Bluesky? The sports app?

“Epstein? The financier?” meme