Steven William Rimmer
@stevenwilliamrimmer
Author of scurrilous novels, including Dragonsbane, Coven, Legacy, The Order (frightens the horses, that one...) Darkmatter, et al. Saxophone god.
"Liberalism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, might have some money left at the end of the month." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/darkmatter.h...
"It’s easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they’ve been fooled." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"I had my patience tested today. It came back negative." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/darkmatter.h...
"You can have my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"Liberalism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, might have some money left at the end of the month." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"People often mistake me for an adult because of my age." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
“Only sick music makes money today.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"My children laugh because they think I’m crazy. I laugh because they don’t know it's hereditary." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"Always hike in groups. Bears like options." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
Do misplaced apostrophe’s annoy you? www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"I had my patience tested today. It came back negative." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"If you wait by the river long enough, the body of your enemy will float by." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"The truth has no defence against a fool determined to believe a lie." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"We don’t have WiFi - talk to each other and pretend it's 1995." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"That which doesn’t kill you mutates and tries again." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"Sheep spend their lives fearing wolves, only to be eaten by a shepherd." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"It’s not that I’m old - your music really does suck." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/darkmatter.h...
"Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"What at first was plunder has assumed the softer name of ‘revenue.’" www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"You’re not old until regrets take the place of dreams." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"Nothing says ‘your call is very important to us’ like a human being answering the phone." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/darkmatter.h...
"Attention politicians: 1984 was intended as a warning, not an instruction manual." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"Alcohol - because no great story begins with a salad." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/darkmatter.h...
"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/dragonsbane....
"Decaf only works if you throw it at people." www.stevenwilliamrimmer.com/darkmatter.h...