The Irate Gatsby
@stevespla
"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom
I have a theory about people who enjoy caving--I think they kinda wanna die horribly
Is your man secretly deceased?! Five signs that he's ghosting you FOR REAL, now in Teen Vogue!
For someone that's hovering on the brink of death this guy sure is ready to entertain visitors at the drop of a hat
Everyone's all about Jimothy meanwhile Paulliam sits at home, ignored.
Can't believe this passed me by as a kid. I would've pestered the shit out of my parents for this.
The stuffy old lady in every 90's commercial after experiencing the new X-treme Berry Blast Fruit Chewies
As a kid I thought Amadeus was a horror movie. You can imagine my disappointment when I finally saw it.
So has Trump bragged about outliving Lindsey Graham yet or is he saving that for the eulogy?
Ok I officially renounce my atheism. Someone is obviously cleaning house
Do I really need a Simmah Down Nah shirt in this economy? Yes, of course I do. Stop asking stupid questions.
"Puny spider experiencing heart palpitations! Must lessen caffeine intake now!"
Fat Elvis or fat Jim Morrison--which one are you picking for your rock & roll celebrity fantasy football team?