In 2026 stacking these in the charting room felt like a vulgar display of wealth.

Fucking nope

Minnesota knows whats up.

I was just visiting, but...I may have to become a permanent Minneapolis resident.

I want this to be a lie... I bought this album the day it dropped.

Establishment Dems presenting their policy changes in response to DSA wins.

Important we remember during Pride, and year round.

Happy Pride, everyone.

I...don't even know what to do with this.

Whoever designed this bladder scanner needs to calm down..

I only acknowledge the One True Dag.

This kid would absolutely Eiffel Tower a couch with JD Vance.

Ok gang. We need to talk about these Reese's carrots.

Congrats to Rush on another year smoke free. Rot in piss you monumental asshole. It warms my heart that virtually nobody has thought about you since you died. Your legacy is dust and failure. You lived for nothing and the world is better for your death.

If they're going to do this racist shit, I challenge the cowards to go hard. Don't stop until Italians, the Irish, and my Slav ass are no longer considered white.

Me in the charting room every time dayshift shows up and reaches for the lightswitch.

We are called Luigion for we are many.

Indeed

Nicholas Cage playing John Madden just looks like Gene Wilder playing Chris Farley.

Walking into 2026

Very happy with the items I got and wear one of them every day

*Colleague* "What did you bring to eat, tonight?" *Me*

What depth Chalice Dungeon does unlock?

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

It's that time of year.

I've found religion.

Oh, absolutely.

Holy fuck, Amazon. Tell me how you really feel.