Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone

@stoneyboboney

Author (writing #5), personal cheerleader for nonfiction authors, very enthusiastic about nachos. TX Master Gardener, le$bean 🌈 mom to 3 queer kids & intersectional with my feminism. Future skeleton. Fuck ICE!

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Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· 25d

Henry Purrnett says no more traveling.

A grumpy faced black cat sits in a partially emptied suitcase.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· 28d

First pic was this mid morning (10am CT) on the Apostle Islands. Second is the bay at 6:22pm CT. It’s been intense on Lake Superior!

Orange light spotlight lighted by an obscured sun from forest fire ash and haze, the water barely visible.

Not a scene from The Mist but a shot of the docks at La Pointe, WI on Madeline Island, overlooking Lake Superior.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Jul 12

Standing on a train platform on the way to the airport and a breeze kicked up. I said, mm, that feels good. The actual temp:

Temperature reads as 97 F in north Texas with a real feel of 104.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Jul 10

Well I don’t fucking like this.

An age verification screen because OP is in Texas. An option is to simply delete the account if one chooses not to verify their age with a service, that then requests a SSN and address or fingerprint ID.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Jun 17

Look at how pretty these Flambé pole beans are! (They were also very tasty.) 🌱

Long fuchsia speckled bean pods piled in a person’s hand.

Large white beans speckled with hot pink dots and stripes in a person’s hand.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Jun 11

It’s PRIDE all month long! Shouldn’t your reading list have an historically accurate, happy ending queer romance written by a queer author (me)? 🤠 a.co/d/0bVAxlux

Rainbow background, overlaid with a quote: "So often, queer stories set in the past, and even the present, are stories about pain and rejection, violence and untimely death. From a certain perspective, BITTER SPRINGS serves as a thesis statement, a way to change the conversation. With BITTER SPRINGS, Laura Stone IS changing the conversation."

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Apr 11

Not really On Here anymore but thought you might enjoy this photo of a rose I took today in the garden 🌱 DAR, “The Lady Gardener” with a ride along 🕷️

Extreme closeup of a ruffly, multi-petaled coral rose fading to a pale peach on the margins. In the upper right quadrants rests a small grey spider.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 26

Given that it's just a matter of time before They show up, I decided to write an argument on why we as a species should not be obliterated. (I make no money on Substack-I use it because it's free.) authorlaurastone.substack.com/p/dear-alien...

Selection of a larger post that reads "The chemical construction organs and their pathways work well unless they don’t. We’re still learning about those pathways and how to make repairs. Problems that can arise when they don’t work correctly: hot flashes, cancer, depression—a programming flaw that tells your central processor to shut down—disease, inability to sleep, inability to stay awake, and other motor function failures. Many of these failures lead to several types of leaking, either at the cellular level or from our visual processors or from armpits.

We’re very leaky."

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 22

And while the climate crisis is truly terrifying, I do have the first bloom on my David Austen rose, The Lady Gardener about 2 weeks earlier than last year?

Multi-petaled pink rose bud begins to unfurl.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 22

95F at 5pm in NtX today. It should get back to normal this coming week. Of course it was my one free day for garden prep… 🌱

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 19

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

A black cat, on his back, peers from beneath a bed. His vampire teeth are showing.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 19

Still working here, couldn’t post without it.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 18

At this point I’d settle for being enclosed in an acrylic tube with a vulture sock mom feeding me until this all (waves at the world) sorts itself out

A hand with a vulture puppet feeds a baby vulture in a sterile enclosure

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 17

Meanwhile, this is my favorite part of spring, when the native crossvine blooms. This is only 60% open, too. 🌱

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 15

Easily the best meme for today. #BewareTheIdesofMarch

Narrowed eyes, Lisa Simpson warns, “Beware the Ides of March.”

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 15

I took my Minneapolis born and raised boss to @hivebakery.bsky.social on our way to the airport today for Fuck Ice cookies. Acquired. And? Absolutely the BEST sugar cookies I’ve ever had from a bakery. Taste like homemade from the best baker you know. 100% worth the detour

Bakery shop door for Hive Bakery in Flower Mound, T.

Sun drenched images of sugar cookies that read FUCK ICE surrounded by piped buttercream frosting.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 7

Spring is almost here! 🌱 Waiting for a rainstorm to roll in, it’s quiet and peaceful. Hope you’re having a good day wherever you are. 1. Blossoms on my plum tree 2. Bud break on the Brown Turkey fig (baby fig!) 3. Tangerine crossvine, about to EXPLODE 4. Pretty purple petunia

Small white blossoms atop bright green leaves unfurling on a plum tree branch

Fig leaves at bud break with a very small baby fig growing beside them

Glossy purple/green leaves on a trailing vine with long tubular orange/pink blossoms with yellow centers.

A petunia in a pot. The flowers are deep purple and edged with light purple.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 6

V neck FOR SURE. And fringe the hem like this (I was too excited to say it right)

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 4

9:48, TX time: (keeping all images intact because I don’t trust these white men)

Image of men speaking but at the bottom shows Talarico at 52% and Crockett at 47% with 69% of Dallas County reporting.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 4

Crockett speaks to nat’l papers saying don’t expect numbers tonight. So weird that up until an hour and change ago she was in the lead. And then the courts shut the voting rooms down. Just saying, it’s REALLY WEIRD. 😒

Clip of news article
Saying Jasmine knows the TX Supreme Court paused extended hours which will send voting into a tailspin.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Mar 4

This was posted at 7:08pm in Dallas on channel WFAA.

Jasmine Crockett with 55.79% and James Talarico at 43.33%, for US Senate, Democratic Primary

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Feb 28

My local nursery has the smallest adult cat I’ve ever seen. She might weight 4 pounds. Beensy and soft as silk. I love her.

Small peach tabby with her back to the camera and ears up.

She looks over her shoulder, waiting for pets.

Sweet face of a peach tabby as she skulks among the bags of soil, on the hunt.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Feb 23

If *I* were the minority gender of gold medal winners at the Olympics I simply wouldn’t disparage the women’s team filled with my betters, and definitely wouldn’t laugh with the raping pedo in office about it. But that’s probably my inferior lady brain. /s

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Feb 18

I mean are you kidding me???? 😍😍😍

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Feb 18

Today is Miss Tulip’s 8th birthday! Sweetest little scaredy-cat in all the land, and soft as a bunny 🥰

Soft great tabby curled up on her new mom’s arm, blissed out at 9 months old

Grey tabby serenely perched on a colorful blanket.

Grey tabby kitten, eyes wide as she takes in her new home.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Feb 11

Gutsgritglamour handle, Dochii’s account on IG, added “lesbian” to the descriptor.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Jan 31

Jesus. Christ. The man trapped within is some Epstein level crimes because my god.

A dog? Pig? Hybrid of a man in coveralls with a melting face and odd cowboy hat. He appears to have pustules on his face by his snout.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Jan 31

Nurse Ratchet cannot be Funko Popped, I THANK YOU.

A blonde nurse figurine from the 40s with black, disturbing eyes. Definitely a trapped soul of a nurse who smothered babies.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Jan 31

Her side piece, Mary Marie, who witnessed the murder of the Black Dahlia but snitches get stitches so her lip is zipped, ya got it?

A deeply troubled looking girl figurine with black hair, looking away. She also has a beret barely hanging on to the side of her head.

Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone@stoneyboboney· Jan 31

It’s like the bad secret party room at the Overlook. Here we have the girl gang leader who shivved her first John when she was 12 and never looked back. Big Marge. Looks 57, is only 24. Smokes 3 packs of Pall Malls a day.