Oleander
@straynerdboy
they/them. 27. some nerd you found drifting through cyber-space. AP Performer, GM, Sound Mixer, Photographer
A lot of what people call "realism" is just "tangibility." It's not that what you're describing obeys the laws of reality. You're just convinced you know what it feels like. The MCU is more realistic in style than Sam Raimi's Spider-Man, but which of these images feel more tangible? Check Alt Text
Oh to be Konosuke Takeshita and wish to unite the entire wrestling world under a single tournament with so many competitors that it'd take 365 days with at least one match a day for a full year to complete He will turn the world into the plot of a fighting game one day
Like what do you mean you returned to tv to betray your work husband and then posted a 42 minute vlog about your injury recovery journey where you collect pokemon cards on youtube for sympathy hours later 😭😭
maybe MY mind is just in the gutter bc I do know this is just "protagonist turns to a group of villains for a training arc after a devastating loss" but also the last 20 seconds of this clip set off my brains horny-meter I was like "Omg are they about to run a train on Osprey" 💀💀
Konosuke Takeshita on DDT and TJPW vs Konosuke Takeshita when he appears on AEW
Hey I can post pictures again! Anyway, I cranked these out in about 30-40 minutes before rushing to a tabletop session super saturated vs black and white for each Been 2 years since I've taken a self-portrait, so it was nice to try it out again, even in a super cramped space on a short timer
These are still some of my favorite photos i took, even though they're pretty old. The left one more than the right for me. I used to take photos so much more consistently back then, but I long to photograph people instead of mostly empty environments and all the people I know are so far away...
One day I'll have a game that's thematically set up in a way where I can get away with an antagonist breaking the players' hearts with this legendary move
I need to take a new self portrait, but idk if I wanna go back to classic black and white or back to my old signature moody bisexual lighting (examples below) I haven't taken a new self portrait since 2024 (my current pfp, which was for a Pokémon tournament 🤣) so I really need to get around to it
I be in the movie theaters and will continue to be until you pry me from those seats
I took both of these in the same location over a year apart with the same lens - one with the intention of being a bit more dreamy feeling, one more realistic, both affected by the texture and distortion of a lens that's older than me
This sequence from Mascara Dorada and Bandido was so fun their matches are just what happens when 2 fly mfs are constantly trying to out-aura-farm the other in friendly competition
no halloween costume this year sadly have an old comic book Raven from a previous Halloween for your troubles
It's almost Halloween, which means I get to share my vampire pics again
One day, I wanna take character portraits for an AP cast. Not exactly like these one's from Power Rangers 2017, but in the sense of "Cast portraits inspired by the thing they're in, meant to be used solely as promotional material for this project" it is what I'd love to work on as a photographer