🔞mako🦈🔞|🐍striker's gay bar bartender 🥃
@strikers-imp
26 | he/him | demisexual gay | taken by and matching with my wonderful: @thundertrousers.bsky.social🦈💖| married to striker & paimon💖🐍🦉💖 | straz nation | DNI: MINORS, PEDOS, ZOOS ETC | banner: @astraarcanum.bsky.social
one of my favorite little details that's super easy to miss is striker winking at the end of this scene 💖 #HelluvaBoss
with maybe his favorite imp by his side, at least on some nights
his greeting here always makes me laugh 🐍📱: "🟨?"
i had the EXACT same idea with the waiter being btb guy!!!!!
this is what they took from us....... 💔💔💔💔
AND THERE'S NO SUMMER MERCH DROP SO I WON'T SEE STRIKER THERE EITHER THIS SUCKS
I WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN, I MISS HIM SO BAD
he even had heeled boots like striker!!!!!
IS THAT FUCKING HUMAN BTB GUY?????? #HelluvaBoss
MOXXIE IS GOING TO BE STOLAS' BETA READER!!!!!!!!! #HelluvaBoss
HE'S SO CUTE IN THIS SHORT???? #HelluvaBoss #Stolas
IMAGINE HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO SLEEP WITH HIM WHEN IT'S COLD!!! HE COULD KEEP YOU WARM BY HOLDING YOU BECAUSE OF HIS FEATHERS 🥺💖💖💖
YEEEEESSSSSS NEW PAIMON ART!!!!! i looove the outfit, he looks so handsome in it 💖💖💖 AND HIS FACEEE, IT'S SO CUTE AAHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
i think it's so funny that this is the closest we've gotten to official art of striker dick
fun fact: striker's statue is accurate to his 🍆 size!
since what brandon said is going around, i thought i'd share the best way i was able to describe my feelings between helluva boss and hazbin last year!
i'm so happy that paimon isn't a morning person because that means him and my impsona can complain about mornings together and then also decide to just go back to sleep
for your information i'm still thinking about grumpy morning paimon
OH HE HAS A COFFEE CUP!!!! i bet it says something like "have hoot of a day" or something LOL
my beautiful owl..... i missed you so much....
this has been the craziest last few days for me and me only oh my god