Stringer🙏🏻✨

@stringerplz

aka Laura from Work. I work for Penny Arcade on PAX but don't speak for them. She/her ((AND)) he/him. 🐠

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Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· 18d

Just rememebering Hot Anime Mom rental grill insurance

Insurance tag that appears to read "Ara Ara insurance"

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· 20d

THE ODYSSEY (2026) dir. Christopher Nolan

Mike primavera cats to coyotes tweet but it has been altered to read "Odysseus told me giants keep eating his crewmen so I asked how many guys he has and he said he just goes to the ship and gets more guys afterwards so I said it sounds like he's feeding soldiers to giants and then Athena started crying "

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· 20d

She's a model

Black cat lying on a long pink cat sized tube pillow looking brightly up at the camera. She's resting among many toys on a floral carpet

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· 21d

doodle of short spine raccoon with jimothy in his fur

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· 25d

Don't try to contact me while I am watching the hottest bitch to ever live do literally anything in this movie

Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber delicately lit as he asks to talk to the FBI

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jul 5

Bird stuns in first look at Cup Noodle collab campaign

Interior gas station convenience store day, bird (possibly sparrow) perched on cup noodles

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jul 2

New month new me (homemade calendar 2k26)

Collage calendar featuring two big cuts from magazines: one an image of a table shaped like a map of China with a Ronald Reagan picture resting on it, the other an image of a tight packed workshop.

Overlaid words "the beauty of very cool communism"

Also 3 big photocopiers in evangelion unit colors along the bottom

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jul 1

Someone's at the door

A little rabbit sitting expectantly in front of a boring office park door

Close up of same rabbit from slight angle: he seems to see the camera but stands firm where he waits to be let in for his appointment

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jul 1

I truly love how Giant Plastic Crap both makes me feel revulsion and deeply covetous. Costco you sonsabitches you almost got me

Giant Guess Who, Tetris Tumble and Kerplunk high on a shelf at costco.

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jun 25

Day late but also adds to the terrible #makeaterriblecomicday

Notebook with 3 panel comic. A person tapping seriously at their keyboard, then typing furiously. We reveal they are googling "best 3-panel joke"

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jun 25

There really are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Cut vinyl that has been messed up to read "orpudls serving Coca Cola" presumably by someone with great skill and patience

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jun 18

Mighty man and yukk title card. Tiny little superhero fella rests on the arm of a giant creature whose head is in a doghouse and all you can see are his eyes in the darkness

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jun 17

This post was about Hot Streak a game with exquisite handflavor

The game Hot Streak, a big box with a rolled out racing lawn and little mascot characters placed on them. Money is laid out near camera as are betting tickets. A hot dog is in first, and a DQ'd queen is automatically in 4th. A fish and a bear are fighting for middle placement.

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jun 16

I spent a weird amount of time recreating this so please enjoy

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jun 15

I'm embarrassed at the amount of Asuka present

Eva results, 75% match on Misato and Kaworu and 60% on Asuka.

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jun 13

Stevie is patting the spot next to her. Will you sit? (Y/N)

Black cat appearing to reach one slender hand and extend her claws in a gesture of understanding

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jun 5

My cat turned into ET today anybody know a method to turn her back

Black cat laying on the photographers leg, her neck stretched long (almost implausibly so) and her face appearing small and foreshortened. She looks like weird E.T. with a huge ass

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Jun 4

Just know that when you hear people saying they asked Claude to do stuff this is who they're asking 😞😞

Judge Claude Frollo as appears in the Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 31

Witnessed a game called BLOODSPORT GAMBLING where you bet on who lives and dies among wretched nasty fighters with terrible secrets at PIGCon

A wizard looking person with a beard sticking out from beneath their crimson cloak stands over a crowded table displaying several cards with creatures, weapons, and modifiers. Their hands are moving rapidly and onlookers lean in

A betting slip from the game, half filled out and discarded after having presumably lost everything.

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 31

Well Game Funeral is perfect, thank you PIGCon

$A speaker next to a TV with the image of a red balloon floating with a long beam of light being refracted, the words Dark Side of Balloon on the left$

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 19

The Seattle World's Fair Brochure really did predict what the year 2000 would be like!

Excerpt from a Seattle World's Fair brochure: "We'll work shorter hours," your mysterious guide continues. "We'll have more time for art, sports and hobbies. Some of us will fly; some drive our air cars. But most of us will use rapid transit jet-propelled monorail systems."

Excerpt from a Seattle World's Fair brochure: "Executives of the next century will earn a minimum of twelve thousand dollars a year for a twenty-four hour work week," you are told.

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 17

I felt pretty kooloo in this limpah last night ✨

Bathroom selfie of drag tingle next to a towel dispenser and a trash can o'erflowing with paper towels. The face is a little less intense than last picture

Alternate shot of drag tingle in all his glory in the curling club boardroom. His expression is very "oh behave"

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 17

Girl if you haven't done Tingle drag at a curling club have you even LIVED

Author in drag as Tingle, the canonically 35 year old man from several Legend of Zelda titles who is obsessed with fairies and convinced he himself is a fairy

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 15

My mom has some in her backyard and she's proud like she put them there!

A tiny hole in the grass where, tucked under sod, about 6 baby bunnies are visible, snuggled up so hard it's difficult to tell how many there are or where one ends and another begins. They are cozy

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 13

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

A crumbling city on fire. Title: United States - JoAnn Fabric and Crafts

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 6

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 1

Apparently she is also FILTHY!!! And displeased with my photography

Blurry pic of black cat licking herself - bright pink tongue on black fur, very weird look

Same cat staring at camera. Can't tell if she's PISSED or just looking sternly.

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· May 1

A soft baby who sleeps and sits!!! Never done anything wrong in her life

Sleepy black cat with half closed eyes sitting on a green floral bedspread

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Apr 29

I am absolutely going to die in this pit. It's Luthier by @paverson.bsky.social

Luthier - the art of the instrument rule book next to tons of little bits from the game

Stringer🙏🏻✨@stringerplz· Apr 21

Anytime I see milt kahl work on the tl