I see he had to have someone else do the woman and the black guy.

New Monopoly square set to replace Mayfair:

Here's Ben Cullen, of Raise the Flags (Oxfordshire,) who is suspected of being a wrong' un. Happily, he shouldn't have far to walk from his house to the next far-right "protect are kids" riot.

Reform's talent pool:

And here's your regular reminder that the "Panenka" should, in fact, be called the "Roseboom," after Ted Roseboom, who did it for Chesterfield Reserves against Stockport.

It's so hard to tell if the auto-caption software is at fault, or if Trump has just gone off on one about straight hormones.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Now used for washing Trump's underpants.

BY-ELECTION LATEST:

I guess he must have run out of space. He should have said "Let down time and again by the political establishment, of which I am an active and enthusiastic member."

Demented man calls for God to bless the people of Iran as he destroys their civilisation. Everyone in Congress - Republican and Democrat - who does not move forward with the 25th amendment is complicit in what is about to unfold.

Why would he be? He'll have made enough money out of this presidency to live in comfort in Israel, Russia or anywhere else where they won't send him to The Hague.

Sure I've seen that round grey disc in the middle somewhere before. Perhaps Trump has had a bigger hand in this than we knew. 😁

"I don't believe in building libraries or museums."

Reform launch another football shirt:

Fame at last. Fourth from the left, second row down. I would say this was the moment when we all realised the keeper needed more work with our dribbling coach. 😁

Expect more ignorant ranting on Trump's socials at about 3am our time, after the traitor Farage has done whining about his own country again.

I can't say that I had "Turns EU into de facto allies of Iran" on my Trump Bingo card.

When a simple "Thankyou" will suffice... Why do we indulge this awful man?

These newly-discovered Bob Dylan lyrics look a bit shit.

More power to Starmer's elbow. Let's hope he is just as able to stop attacks on Iran being launched from US airbases in the UK.

Dan went to school after decimalisation, so he never never had to work out pounds, shillings and pence while his teacher waited to put him down if he got it wrong. Lucky Dan had the benefits of learning a decimalised money system.

Absolutely as thick as shit. How can anyone think that returning these people to power would be good for our country?

Not satisfied with having a paedophile for a husband, it appears she wanted a paedophile for a brother, too.

Hey, Bialystock! What is it, Bloom? I think I've found it! I think I've found it!!

We only have to wait until he next gets round to updating the members' interests register to see how much Trump paid Farage for this. I bet it cost a few bob more than the standard 90-second tribute to some dead paedophile or other.

Here are tonight's security results: Russian bases in Greenland: 0 US bases in Greenland: 1 Trump is demonstrably insane.

Reform's latest nut-job hopeful for the London Mayorship: ‘If you’re hiding your face, you’re hiding it for a criminal reason’ Are you sure about that, ducky?

RUN THEM FOR TWENTY MINUTES? AT YOUR PRICE PER LITRE?? DO I *LOOK* LIKE ELON MUSK???

Our Farage Who art never in Clacton in a month of fucking Sundays Hollowed be thy soul...