Mitch McConnell votes to take women's rights away (2026, colorized)

Hey little bit of a face reveal, I'm actually Mitch McConnell and ive been doing really well. Catch me on Twitch tonight, we're streaming Roblox for the memes

Never forget ☝️

I saw her picture again, chat.

I don't have to worry about the catching print movement

Chappell Roan about to devour a small child after being summoned in the fairy fountain, (2026 colorized)

BREAKING NEWS: Starscream is NOT in the Epstein Files

MAGA: THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE CONSTITUTION Also those diaper baby retard fucks when the fucking piss drinking pedo President of the United States okays literal execution in the streets:

Good Lord, he's turning into Voldemort faster than I thought

Me on Tuesday at 5:30pm

Hurtful but you right

Woody Allen was at the island? The island where they diddled kids? Woody Allen? The guy that married his daughter with a 35 year age gap? That Woody Allen? Get the fuck out of here

At least we know which way the guns go

Tiktok can remove my comment but they can't remove Israel's blood soaked cock from their mouths.

Men (and cool women) yearn for the nipple

Michael Dell and the sex doll that he brought to life using the Faustian bargain with Donald Trump want to give your kid AIDS. No wait, that's not right. It says here money, but it's clearly AIDS

MFW I put something on the top rack with the forklift at work and pray I got it on there and it won't, for some reason, come undone and crush me to death

Thats crazy that this is a real picture and is no way AI

Till the series finale

Me being led into the break room for the "pizza party" (they're gonna shoot me in the back of the head)

Imagine getting the role of a lifetime, and you spend half the movie with Bowie's fat cock in your face

Thats crazy they made Balatro into a real card game

Does Gavin Newsom know about this