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@superconfuser
32yo handcraft enthusiast and malcontent, NYC // they/she tme // PFP Sandra Boynton // bad joke repository
Odysseus: I have…..a wife? I have a family? Why did you keep me captive here for seven years? Calypso:
my love language is waiting until you’re here to share the RizzlerBerry
Bad pic but I commissioned @s0urcedecay.bsky.social for some special occasion earrings and WOWEEE
for those who don’t know me IRL I am five apples tall and stocky, and also compulsively cheap, so I spend a lot of time hemming and otherwise altering my clothes (often badly- but it works!)
fashion is sports to me in that i will never go pro but I have Opinions about it anyway