RDL music?? Yeah I don’t even know at this point man.

No, really.

Bench press music (no, really)

In America, if you eat a salad, you get fatal diarrhoea

Disgraceful Insta algorithm pull followed up by my country getting absolutely cooked in the crossfire in the comments.

If Wolfe won’t claim the mantle, I will.

Insert football joke here

Now Brewing: Zarza, a Colombian advanced natural roasted by Square Mile.

Grinder cleaning day 💀

😐

Fashion disaster

This was a more annoying climb than previous seasons - mostly due to the sheer variance of Reg MB counterplay. Gonna look for a new team now I think. Swampert Rain has had its day in the sun. Er, rain.

The most weight I’ve ever lifted. And it was a goddamn UNDERSHOOT.

This sucked lmao (1ct pause at 92.5kg)

What the hell is the ELO cap this season, it’s insane.

There’s one more interdisciplinary Champion they should be adding to the lineup

Just call me House MD babey

Leaving it here for now. It’s too damn hot to think tactically.

Appreciate progress-wise it’s not where I could’ve been, but after a significant back injury last year and a recent sinus infection knocking me out for the better part of a month, I’m proud for post-100 squats to move so nicely again.

Man who thought he’d lost all dignity loses last additional bit of dignity he didn’t even know he still had

Hooooly shit. Insane guest list.

GO WHITE BOY GO

Back at it again, this time with a slightly (very) janky Blaziken/Metagross dual mega team.

But only a plonker would call time on sozzled bonking

Making a rare (for my home rotation) re-appearance, from Panama, Abu Coffee’s sublime catuai roasted by AMOC. The processing method has changed slightly since last year to a re-hydro anaerobic natural, which to my palette takes some of the funk away. Think grape juice over red wine now.

Me: “I’m sure whatever Wolfe’s cooked up for NAIC will be optimised to cover the meta shifts since Indianapolis and take some of the predictions out of the tough matchups” Wolfe’s Mamoswine: