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Mistrum@supersomeone· 12d

the european mind cannot comprehend this

a strange and perfectly manicured stretch of road lined with beautiful trees and perfectly cut grass. a blue sky full of fluffy white clouds floats above. dear reader, just out of view, beyond the tree line on either side of the road, are miles of warehouses and nothing else

Mistrum@supersomeone· 15d

tweet by Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton)
"I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out"

posted at 11:37 AM on July 11th, 2017

Mistrum@supersomeone· 18d

they'll jimothy anything these days

a four piece wooden puzzle of a cow. the second piece from the right is missing which significantly shortens the cow's torso. this makes it appear similarly to the recent Internet sensation Jimothy the raccoon, a creature in Seattle with a birth defect that shortened its torso

Mistrum@supersomeone· 28d

Meme of a sweating man trying to decide between two buttons marked "the left are a massive voting bloc who decide elections" and "the left are an insignificant online fringe"

Mistrum@supersomeone· 28d

supreme Court overturns roe v wade, ending right to abortion upheld for decades. dated June 24, 2022

screenshot of duck duck go search showing that Biden was president in 2022

Mistrum@supersomeone· Jul 9

this was very fun

reading left to right, top to bottom is a grid of 9 letters: e, m, g, t, d, y, o, h, l
307 points were earned. I got the panagram (the word that uses all letters) first and made it with no hints

Mistrum@supersomeone· Jul 3

"The chip butty is a sandwich filled with chips, often served with malt vinegar, curry sauce, gravy or ketchup."

A chip butty is a sandwich filled with chips. It originated in fish and chip shops in Britain in the 19th century.
Alternative names: Chip barm, chip bap, chip bun, chip sarnie, chip muffin

in the middle of the screenshot is an image of said sandwich

Mistrum@supersomeone· Jun 27

they stay on

a pair of officially licensed toy story 5 crocs that look like cowboy boots, complete with a faux cowhide upper and lined on the top with fake red leather. truly awful.

Mistrum@supersomeone· Jun 21

the phrase "this is not my beautiful wife", a reference to the song "once in a lifetime" by the band talking heads, in the same style as the old PSA that said "you wouldn't steal a car"

Mistrum@supersomeone· Jun 18

Three chevrons in yellow, orange, and red pointing down in the center of a large empty canvas.

KENNETH NOLAND
Morning Span
1964
Acrylic on canvas
103 by 154 in. 261.6 by 391.2 cm.

Mistrum@supersomeone· Jun 15

the european starling! it's in the us because of a shakespeare fanatic, it can mimic almost anything, and damn i love its oil slick coloring. prettiest little trash bird

a European starling standing in the grass. it's a small, shiny black bird with a sharp, short yellow beak. its feathers are each tipped in tan dots and the black coloring shines blue, purple, and green iridescent in the sun.

Mistrum@supersomeone· May 17

future MIL just tried to tell me which of her friends she is inviting to my wedding

Joaquin Phoenix as the joker saying "I'm going to become the joker" but the word joker is replaced with bridezilla

Mistrum@supersomeone· Apr 21

lee pace as empire in the tv show foundation

Mistrum@supersomeone· Apr 19

Zeus is experiencing the same affliction

a gray tabby cat looking annoyed while wearing a cone. his tongue is very slightly out

Mistrum@supersomeone· Apr 15

he's doing his best

Zeus, a gray tabby cat, stretched out on the floor. his paws are reaching towards the closed bedroom door, in the presence of helping to open it. he has on a clear plastic Elizabethan collar bc he has a hot spot on his tummy that needs to heal

Mistrum@supersomeone· Apr 8

me four

mike wozniak on taskmaster singing "cutting an earthworm in half makes you a sadist". this is from his hit song "facts about animals"

Mistrum@supersomeone· Apr 6

Trinity Santos from the Pitt with a speech bubble below her

Mistrum@supersomeone· Mar 26

suited up

Mistrum@supersomeone· Mar 16

recent pieces! i will draw whatever you want

several large leaves on a black background

a frog archer riding on the back of a leaping squirrel. I am SO proud of this one

a legion of egg soldiers

a group of smiling friends

Mistrum@supersomeone· Mar 15

search your camera roll for hell

a wicker baby bassinet on fire outside a Tesco in Greenwich, London

Mistrum@supersomeone· Mar 12

shinji in the chair meme from neon Genesis Evangelion. it's him in a folding chair leaned over and resting his head in his hands

Mistrum@supersomeone· Mar 7

this is the most fun i've had in years

from the site "your ai slop bores me". I asked for a drawing of a canonically inaccurate thirteenth disciple and it drew a Homestuck character (idk which one i'm not a virgin)

the site "your ai slop bores me". I prompted it to write a compelling opening sentence for my cover letter. it responded with the word "please" over and over and over again

Mistrum@supersomeone· Mar 5

it's all fucked, post cat

a gray tabby cat named Zeus on a dark yellow bedspread, basking in the sun. he has his paw over his face, having been caught mid cleaning session. very importantly, his very pink tongue is out

Mistrum@supersomeone· Mar 3

a group of Japanese members of parliament all reaching to stop an older gentleman from continuing to use a microphone. the text on the bottom says "would"

Mistrum@supersomeone· Feb 21

the "guess who just got yelled at" meme but "yelled at" is replaced with "fiiiiired"

Mistrum@supersomeone· Jan 12

sum up the 2025 philadelphia eagles with an image saved on your phone

the character Coraline, from the stop motion film of the same name, looking grumpily out a car window. a Kelly green eagles cap has been photoshopped onto her head

Mistrum@supersomeone· Jan 8

"say the line, Bart!" meme from the Simpsons. Bart's line, in this instance, is "we can vote out fascism"

Mistrum@supersomeone· Dec 20

cat twin

Zeus. a gray tabby cat, hanging out under a chair

Mistrum@supersomeone· Dec 14

trying to flirt with an art history lesbian wish me luck

the top of a silver reliquary shaped like an arm. the hand is adorned with an ornate ring and has the pointer and middle finger extended, as though those two fingers are about to be used to get a pussy haver to come so hard they see god

Mistrum@supersomeone· Dec 9

go birds

Coraline from the movie staring grumpily out the car window. her hat has been replaced with a Kelly green eagles baseball hat.