I’ve lived so many lives that I forget half the shit I’ve done before 🤣 I just found a document of me granting my hometown museum permission to potentially showcase some of my BLM protest photography (all faces and metadata were redacted beforehand). I don’t know if they ever actually used them

I FUCKING KNEW IT 🗣️ VINDICATIONNNNN

Someone needs to investigate why Gamer Boys have a monopoly on Bi/Pan Girls

Imma just leave this here 🤗

Yall it finally happened 😭 I was looking for birria tacos in Philly when I clicked this restaurant and every single one of the food pictures was AI generated 🤢 why would you waste money on what is essentially anti-marketing…

Mind you. I originally paid $105 for the moon ring. $193 for the snake ring. And $96 for the lightning ring.

2 of those rings have tripled in price and as for the last one the seller doesn’t make the snake ring anymore… brb while I-….

The stolen rings in question…… I’m lividddd

I asked my homegirl to mail them via USPS. but she chose to go to UPS instead. My gut wanted to tell her not to ship with them but I didn’t want to be difficult. I bet she told them WHAT was in the package and they stole it soon as she dropped it off…. I just wanna

I hope the universe gives the thieves something incurable. Life threatening even. May they never know peace again.

One of my small unhinged goals in life is to find a meme/gif I made casually in the wild 🤣 I think my most likely to succeeds will be

Anyone else noticed that since the conflicts overseas began there have been less spam calls and texts. And it varies depending on the severity of the conflicts week to week… just me?

I will not crashout. I will not crashout. I will not crashout. I will not crashout. I will not crashout. I will not crashout.

Good news: I picked a perfect watermelon at BJs earlier... Bad news: cutting up half of it filled my biggest bowl and now half my fridge is watermelon in different fonts 🥴🤣

Fern really turned her Zoltraak into a into a Sniper spell in season 2 🤣 Frieren is raising an Avengers level threat!

Things that make me irrationally angry: The shower curtain trying to molest me unsolicitedly as I’m trying to have a relaxing shower

Lemon pound cake was on the impromptu menu today

Are the menfolk okay???? Because why did somebody’s grown ass father point at me and say “I like fat girls” not once, Not Twice, BUT THREE TIMES as if I was supposed to swoon and break him off a piece of kewchie for that riveting ass pick-up-line?

Bruhhhhhhhhhh 😭

SUMMER IS OURS LADIES

Since when did the Bible thumpers upgrade from door to door harassment to cold calling spammers?? 😭 THIS MAKES ME MORE ATHEISTIC BTW

NOBODY WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD MY OWN GIFS ON HERE???!

Regular flavors went up 50¢ a couple weeks ago and now all of a sudden the seasonal flavors and gluten free flavors have +$1.50 up charge now (I haven’t confirmed if it’s just my location on bullshit. But my homegirl in Ohio said her location went up 25¢ on regular flavors)

It hasn’t even been a full month since Private Equity sunk it claws into Nothing Bundt Cakes and they’ve already jacked up the prices..

Imma hold your hand in a death grip and try not to pass out when I tell you butttttt the person in question was a fully formed adult….

I REGRET NOTHING 🥰🤣 and it fits perfectly

Adult money is buying stupid cute shit just to have a place for your glasses at your desk 🤣 In my defense I constantly have to swap between my “work glasses” and my “everyday glasses”

Adult money is realizing I can repurpose cutesy shit for my photography gear because why did I just order a Kuromi drawstring bag just to store my camera in 🤣 another example: designed and ordered custom stickers for my pelican case

Not my virtual baby daddy done let our son turn hotep 😐🤣 MIND YOU our child’s name is Benimaru

WHAT IN THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL ANGEL DUST IS GOING ON HERE