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Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· 16d

Plot outline straight from a 1990s sketch about tonight's viewing on SBS

Screenshot of a plot outline from Letterboxd "When the hot-dog vendor Kaj from the small town of Skælskør in Denmark turns 40, his friends take him on a trip to Poland, to a long party with cheap liquor and emigration eager polish ladies. It will go merrily, but it gets serious for Kaj as he meets a girl who mistakes him for a wealthy Toyota dealer she has exchanged letters with."

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· 24d

This is why I now own a huge 3d printer...8-battery charger sits behind it on my desk and I never, ever run out of AA or AAA batteries, despite living in a 4-nerd household.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· 26d

@bencollins.bsky.social this is the first time I've read a newspaper on the way to work in maybe 20 years. Love your work, thanks!

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· 28d

I didn't realise you could use the medium of translation to patronize people until I saw the English on the menu while sampling ham in Barcelona.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jul 16

School lunches get a little extra effort on birthdays. Desmond is getting "ambiguous KFC" (Korean Fried Chicken and KFC Golden Sauce, all home made) with personalised carrot bling.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jul 14

I am going to read the absolute fuck out of this.

A book. "Thrilling tales of modern men" by Danny McBride. Yes, the same one. He wrote a book. The cover has a tiger chomping on the title

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jul 9

Fuck you Aldi, you pulled the photo switcheroo and now I've got 10 goddamn limes. Budget shopping by Gwenyth Paltrow:/

Search results for "lemons" - a picture of a bag of lemons "$4.99, 5 pack, Lemons" and a picture of a lemon and a cut lemon "$1.29, 1 ea, Lemon"

Search results for "Limes". A picture of a whole lime and half a lime "$4.99 400g Limes" and the exact same picture "$1.29 1ea Lime Each".

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jul 7

I was lucky enough to fly my kite at the Festival of the Winds every year growing up, so I know better than these chumps

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jul 3

My efforts to create the gayest darts possible are proceeding well.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jun 27

I'm a proud dad today... My daughter just invented the triple birdie.

An 11yo kid somehow holding up THREE middle fingers at once. I can't explain how it's done.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jun 26

I took up playing darts at the start of May, playing alone at a bar in my lunch break. Bought a dartboard and some fancy darts a few weeks ago and started playing for half an hour every night. Just threw my first perfect round :D You're goddamn right I yelled OOOONE HUNRED AND EEEIIIGHTY!

A dartboard with three darts very closely grouped on the right edge inside the triple 20

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jun 18

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Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jun 13

Shout out to a real one... For years I waited patiently while sous vide circulators from $5k to $200, then bought my Anova on sale for $100 when I moved back to Aus from Canada in 2013. It's done about 35,000 hours of active service since and hasn't skipped a beat. So many incredible meals. Salute.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Jun 3

When senior management are on a retreat and there's a brewery around the corner from the office...

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· May 26

Ah, perfect. So I'm back from a week away in hell and I've resolved the ftp issues. Is that email address still active or can you rustle up another one so I can send you login details? Here's a li'l teaser;

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· May 25

My sweet Mischka is gone. Trying hard to focus on her happy 16 years of mischief and belly rubs and not on the crushing emptiness of the house without her in it.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· May 7

A year ago I was explaining to my 12yo son that the little rare earth magnets he was playing with are actually banned here because if a kid swallows some they can stick together through the intestinal wall and fuck you up. Ninety minutes later I'm in A&E looking at the magnets in his gut. Kids eh?

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Apr 30

I mean I get it, they're awesome, but I make more than $1.20/hr already.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Apr 29

Trained at Sean Bean's "Tier One Training Academy"

Sean Bean in Ronin drawing a diagram of a heist on a whiteboard, with shooters on opposite sides of the road firing directly at each other. This reveals him to be a useless fuckwit pretending to be a tier one operator.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Apr 27

I was in Munich in 2015...6 years after he died and a decade after he'd been acquired of child sexual abuse, and this statue of Roland dr Lattre had been turned into an impromptu shrine to MJ. Really weird to be laying flowers for a long-dead paedophile.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Apr 24

I love her so much

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Apr 24

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Apr 23

Lobster ramen o'clock. Oooh boy.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Mar 25

Thanks to the power of AI, Android is now able to emulate the experience of sitting next to an eavesdropping stranger on the bus.

Screenshot from an Android update: "Magic Cue suggests restaurant options based on your conversation in a window right over your chat, so you never have to switch apps"

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Mar 24

I like to upset folks in the gym the same way

A man photographed from behind, pressing a barbell overhead. There's a large 10kg & 20kg plate on the right end of the barbell and a bunch of small (3x5kg, 4x2.5kg & 4x1.25kg) plates on the left end, making the bar look wildly imbalanced.

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Mar 4

Lol, just texted a friend who's a plumber and he replied:

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Mar 3

Yeah I get to go to work with a beard, in a three piece suit on a Monday, then clean-shaven in a fruity, gay-ass cabana suit on a Tuesday and nobody questions my gender or sexuality

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Feb 12

Mine's similar

Brevity is the essence of a good handle@svunt· Feb 11

Please, sir, can I have some more?