Paul Blart
@swagmastarpaul
Meow.
Who up talking to the mold spores they keep telling me to bite people
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Hey I know you’re napping after your surgery but there’s a small spot in my food bowl where I can see the bottom so maybe get up and fix that
It is Monday and Oven Paul is still trapped in the dreaded Whirlpool dimension. He has been enjoying the uncooked penne noodle I shoved into the void under the oven but those joys are short lived as he still needs to escape. They are trying to make him pay oven taxes now. Evil.
Zena Bean also says Happy Mother’s Day she even put on a shirt to take your mom out
Paul C.S. Blart stuns in new photo on freaky ass white boy wednesday
(Hi pals! Here is an update on my health for those who have been asking. Thanks for your love and friendship always. 🤍)
Pls read & share if you can. I’m hoping to have some answers soon about my health so I hopefully won’t have to continue taking time off work. Art website: blackspurgoods.com
Don’t bother me I’m playing spaceship rn I’m on the Artemis II looking at craters
Deleted my post as we met our goal, thank you all so so much! We are eternally grateful for the love and support we have in this community! 🤍😭