Jesse Wilson
@swank
Programming, inclusivity, sustainability, & 🦕. he/him. publicobject.com
‘C Extensions 22’ ? This is what I’m upset about. What the heck does ‘C’ mean here? Identifiers must be distinct!SCREAMS developer.android.com/reference/an...
How it started In 2019 I posted about how it’s good code hygiene to test happy paths publicobject.com/2019/02/17/toehold-test/ How it’s going
true, I'll miss the theatre show but the rethemed ride should be better? 🤞🏻
egg nog at Easter Christmas should be absolutely furious at this blatant theft of its seasonal beverage Christmas should get an injunction against Easter to immediately halt this If they let this go, next year we’re all gonna have to decorate our homes with Easter lights
person in BC who sends taco shop receipts to limpbizkit@gmail.com: I see you, I appreciate you
In high school I loved this app called Paint Shop Pro. It had a 30-day free trial. Or a 3680 day trial: Set the clock forward 10 years Install Paint Shop Pro Restore the clock
Android’s announced a 24 hour ‘protective waiting period’ before my phone is truly mine But I can still set the time right?
these are the last texts Jesse sent to his wife after he boarded WestJet 711
I pay Fizz $31.64 CAD each month for my mobile Not paying Bell or Rogers is especially nice
I keep chilled water in the fridge, in Soda Stream bottles. Sometimes I use it uncarbonated, for coffee or whatever. Sometimes I make bubble water. Today I fucked up and made a carbonated protein shake. Surprisingly not bad!
I’ve drawn a new spin-the-bottle icon Holo (2012) Material (2014) web (2025)