It’s gonna be real bittersweet moment when I cross 2k and can’t call myself your favorite lowbie reply girl anymore🥺😔

Douthat: The Obama years? McCarthyism! NYT: how? Douthat: Democrats are atheistic far left pinko scum and our current government is right to be wiping out the threat of godless communists infecting the western civilization. NYT: all this is so true and coherent bestie, we should def print that

corner store by me has one of those little advertising screens on the register and it started playing ai generated softcore gay incest porn🤣😭

I haven’t had nearly enough opportunities to writhe lately,,

Operating a gas powered leaf blower in a residential area before 8 am should be a hanging offense.

I have hiccups🥺

Someone should let me climb up on them and stroke my hair while curl up in their lap while I fall asleep😫

So fucking pumped for tomorrow😤

Being a girl is so cool💖

had a big sphinx moth caught in the shed and i really don't think people appreciate how impressive they are up close✨

Had to get a big moth out of the shed and I don’t think people really appreciate how loud these things are,, (Sound up)

Thank you, thank you very much😎

Okay, I did the thing less than an hour ago and I’m already like 1000% more normal 🤣😭

Someone REALLY needs to remind me to do my shot first thing tomorrow. I’m on day five heading into six in a few minutes and I feel like my brain is trying to chew a hole in itself✨

me: YOU CANT LIVE YOUR LIFE IN ISOLATION! IT WILL CONSUME YOU WITH TERRIBLE MADNESS AND DESTROY YOU FROM WITHIN!! also me: *lives in complete isolation*

Hey,,, you ever thought about women?

You’ll know the drugs that make you a woman are working because you’re gonna start to like John Mayer even if you don’t want to.

Took these for some cute girls I like the other day and thought they looked kinda nice✨

Dishes: done Laundry: done Mischief: made Yearning: actively Dinner: pizza (6 slices in 4 minutes) Exercise: gonna go for 10 miles(16k) rn

Someone should really shut me the fuck up (provide me with gainful employment)

Whenever I get days like today where I can just cook and make my lil gay friends feel a home I always feel like I’m doing what I’m meant to be doing.. Like there’s so much purpose and warmth I think I could spend the rest of my life taking care of people..

Someone should really do something about this👀

This whole push against working from home is clearly part of a wider globalist conspiracy to keep cottagecore lesbians from taking their rightful place in society😔

Oh wow it’s late,,, what should I make for dinner gang?

Sometimes I think about how up until like 100 years ago everyone was drinking tea and coffee off of small plates like little kitty cats…

Do think I might have dosed myself a tiny bit just handling this😵‍💫

This bitch just did 20 miles😌

I’m gonna be so good one of these days… like I’m gonna dig up all that confidence I been keeping squirreled away and then I’ll have all the hot bitches😤

Went to check on the Reddit trannies,,, things really aren’t going great over there, are they?

Okay,, I’m thinking about getting my hair cut for the first time in YEARS… Thoughts?