Lindsay (Tired Version)

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Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· 2d

Oh my, your Fred looks just like my Bob. Another handsome boy who showed up out of nowhere, then introduced us to another stray cat and four homeless kittens. Bob has since passed as well, but we fostered and rehomed the kittens and kept the other stray

A tabby cat lounging on a white bed, gazing sleepily at the camera with striking green eyes and a serious, slightly grumpy expression. His brown-and-gray striped fur, white chin and chest, and long whiskers are clearly visible. He looks extremely handsome and thoroughly unimpressed.

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· 8d

I have severe FOMO over this

THE
NEW YORKER
THE DAILY
A COLOR ONLY SEVEN
PEOPLE HAVE SEEN

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· 9d

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· 25d

TIL that Matt Damon and Ketanji Brown Jackson did scenes together in drama class, and Ben Affleck showed up to workshop Good Will Hunting I may never recover

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jul 12

This obit of Graham very politely reminds you he was a shape shifting coward

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jul 12

Reminded today that you can talk about someone’s death without praising them 🤷🏻‍♀️

Connor Roy from Succession delivers a spectacularly literal eulogy at the funeral of “Mo” Lester, a man widely believed to have been a pedophile. Rather than praise him, Connor simply notes that Lester was a man, he died, and now his wife is sad. The caption reads: "I am here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Lester has, as we know, passed on. Lester was a man [...] and when a man dies, it is sad.
Lester's wife was Maria. They were married for 15 years. Now she is sad."

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jul 8

As soon as Miller or Hegseth walk into the room…

Screenshot of a popular tweet: Cohen is a ghost
•••
@skullmandible
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
11:50 PM • Dec 12, 2013

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jul 7

You probably didn’t realize Meghan McCain was the real victim in the Graham Platner story

Tweet from Faildaughter Meghan McCain “Just a side note - every republican woman knows it was acceptable for most of you for Graham Platner to assault a conservative woman. But assaulting a liberal woman is the bridge too far.
Because conservative women are valued less by mainstream media in every conceivable way.”

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jul 5

This might be some of the worst “Mexican” food of all time

A menu description from Greggs, with a picture of a a baguette with beige colored fillings.

The description reads
“Here's a sandwich that's bursting with flavour and just enough kick to have you eyeing up your pal's iced drink (remember when you thought you didn't want one?).
Packed with delicious Mexican style chicken breast, Cheddar cheese with chilli, sliced red onion, fiery jalapeños and a dollop of chipotle chilli sauce and spicy mayo - if you like your sandwich with a little sizzle, you'll love our sensational Mexican Chicken Baguette.”

A picture of a food item called “Ovals”, which is a rounded baguette with poppy seeds and lackluster fillers.

The description reads

“Ovals are a great thing. Spoons, diamonds, cricket grounds - terrifying to think where we'd be without them, really. But, our Mexican Chicken Oval Bite may just be the greatest oval of all time.
Packed with slices of Mexican style chicken breast, chipotle chilli sauce, spicy mayo and mixed leaves in a seeded roll - it really is the G.O.A.T.

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jul 3

I’m sorry for the cruisers who were turned away simply for being who they are But “A ship -a magnificent ship - full of gay men. And me” is iconic

Instagram post from Patti Lupone:
I am shocked.
The Atlantis cruise I am performing on next week has been banned from entering Turkey. A ship — a magnificent ship - full of gay men. And me. Denied entry to Turkey simply because of who is on board. I am furious, but I am sailing, as the ship will make other ports of call.
I am ready to perform for all the wonderful men on this Atlantis cruise, who deserve so much better than this.

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jun 19

Yeah it doesn’t work that way.

Pope Leo's words. But Vance admits that, about "half the time these days, we attend Mass at home." (Your book is called
"Communion," my brother!) A

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jun 19

I haven’t been into a Church in uhhh, a long time. But I am confident I could make JD Vance cry in any sort of apologetics debate. He clearly just did what Thiel told him to and doesn’t have the faintest grasp on what he supposedly believes

om a conversion
Tale
7:584
Often, the strongest emotion Vance seems able to express in "Communion" is his distaste for the tenets and rituals of the faith he has elected to join. "For an evangelical, the weirdest Catholic sacrament may be the rite of confession and reconciliation," Vance writes. "The idea of speaking of my sins to a stranger mortified me." Of the Eucharist—the culminating sacrament of the Catholic Mass—Vance observes, "This was always a little weird to me as a Protestant: You guys actually think this bread converts to the body of Christ?" He tells us that some Protestants he knows "really don't like the Catholic practice of praying to saints." Asking a friend to say a prayer for a loved one is normal, Vance explains, "but they draw the line at consulting dead people-
'Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.' "Vance doesn't bother glossing what, precisely, is odd about the Ave Maria, a prayer which the median cradle Catholic has uttered hundreds or thousands of times; its line-crossing wirdness, it seems, can speak for itself

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jun 18

She had this deranged response to someone who said they’d leave her negative reviews

Amanda Collins Beams @amandacoll... • 10h You will be taking your anger out on abused
Native American children to whom all proceeds from my book are donated. Not what you would expect from a "racist"?
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Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jun 18

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads

Playbill for Back To The Future the musical, in front of the musical stage

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Jun 5

I haven’t been to Italy, but I have been to Medford and I can confidently say whoever wrote this should go to jail

How To Travel Abroad Without Leaving Oregon
Seven Places in Oregon that transport you to other cultures

Medford: Italy
If it's that Italian wine lifestyle you seek, DANCIN
Vineyards will deliver. (photo: DANCIN Vineyards)
In Oregon wine country, you can travel to Italy and France without leaving the I-5 corridor. For an Italian experience, go to DANCIN Vineyards, in the verdant hills west of Medford. The vineyard makes Barberas, Sangioveses and ports through traditional winemaking techniques. Its vineyard tasting room and piazza-like setting is a beautiful place to take your love, don big sunglasses and your best shoes, order a thin-crust pizza from the pizza oven and drink a bottle of classic Italian wine in a setting reminiscent of Piedmont.

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· May 11

Hmm maybe trying to kill electric and hybrid vehicles was a stupid idea with far ranging consequences #SmallestManWhoEverLived

Trump seeks to pause federal gas tax as prices soar amid Iran conflict
Congress would have to approve the proposal, and passing the savings on to drivers, rather than oil companies, would be difficult to enforce.
May 11 at 2:26 PM 2026

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· May 8

Good morning, please enjoy this little squirrel eating off a squirrel sized picnic table

A little gray squirrel sits outside a window on a squirrel-sized wooden picnic table, holding food in its front paws and eating beside scattered birdseed. Dense green tropical-looking plants fill the background, and the photo is taken through slightly smudged glass.

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· May 5

Since Cinco de Mayo commemorates the Battle of Puebla against the French, I recommend everyone to read The Last Emperor of Mexico, the absolutely insane story of how Napoleon III installed a Habsburg to rule Mexico, which led to the battle.

Book cover of The Last Emperor of Mexico by Edward Shawcross. It features a painted portrait of a Habsburg archduke in a dark military uniform with a sash, standing beside a white horse, with figures in the background. The title appears in large white letters across the image, with a subtitle describing the story of the Habsburg archduke who created a kingdom in the New World.

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· May 4

My neighbor’s cat is obsessed with my cats. Everyday he comes to the back door and stares inside. Or he goes to their Catio and yowls for their attention. They hate him

A black cat on a wooden deck stares through a glass door

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· May 1

Picture of the elderly woman from the end of titanic, about to throw the necklace into the ocean. Text reads:
I used to think this ending was unrealistic
...
why would anyone just throw away $1,000,000s of dollar worth of their children and grandchildren's inheritance for a brief moment of relief
then i learned about boomers and it all made sense

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 26

You know who would’ve skipped this dinner to report the news?

The Newsroom: Keefer is facing a pilot who has his back to the camera. He informs the pilot that Osama bin Laden was killed in a raid. Moments later he turns to his colleagues and says “we reported the news” as if he had actually accomplished anything

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 23

I’m sorry, but Bari Weiss is a liberal? The New York Times is progressive? Is this hell?

Others see all the angst around Weiss as a little hysterical. One reporter who's fond of her calls it "Bari derangement androme." To her defenders inside CBS, she's a well-meaning if naive liberal whose errors are borne more out of inexperience than malice. She may have been out of place amid the progressive paroxysm that engulfed The New York Times in 2020, but she's hardly MAGA. The CBS journalist tells me that Weiss often praises teams for tough coverage of the Trump administration, and has described certain Trump policies as "insane."

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 23

Wow it’s almost as if his political instincts are garbage, he has no idea how the government works, and the bend the knee to him to their own detriment

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
Republicans Are Worried the Redistricting Fight Is
Backfiring
After a victory in Virginia, some analysts say Democrats may pick up more seats in Congress following the nationwide redistricting battle

Some in the party said on Wednesday that Trump and his aides had miscalculated by pressing Texas last year to undertake an unusual, mid-decade effort to draw new House district lines to the GOP's advantage, which prompted several Democratic-leaning states to redraw their own maps in response.
And some questioned why Trump's political machine didn't spend more resources on Tuesday's election in Virginia, given the narrow outcome.

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 19

Now why is this an exclusive?

Exclusive
Family Is Quoted $2.5K to Fill Up Their 16,500-Gallon Pool. So They Use Garden Hoses to Do It Themselves (Exclusive)
"WE KNEW IT WAS MORE COST-EFFECTIVE TO FILL IT ON OUR OWN," BROOKE WOODS TELLS
PEOPLE
By TEREZA SHKURTAJ
Published on April 19, 2026

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 19

In Hungary, dumpsters near government buildings are being filled with shredded papers….and citizens are collecting them to put back together From Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/hungary/s/...

Large blue dumpster filled with shredded paper and broken materials outside a building, with a red parcel locker nearby and windows visible on the wall behind it.

Man seated in front of a bookshelf, holding strips of shredded paper, with two large black trash bags filled with shredded documents placed on either side of him, ready to expose Fidesz corruption

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 19

Time is a flat circle

Sean Hannity says faith is 'stronger' than ever after leaving Catholic Church over
'institutionalized corruption'
By Leah MarieAnn Klett, Assistant Editor
Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 14

This cast is STACKED Finally, a movie musical without Tom Hooper messing it up

octet
REHEARSAL SIGN-IN SHEET
1 JESSICA
Amanda Seyfried
2 VELMA
Rachel Zegler
3 PAULA
Sheny Lee Ralph
4 KARLY
Phillipe Soo
5
TOBY
Fata Matarano
6
HENRY
Jonathan Graff
MARVIN
Tramell Tillman
ED
Paul-Jordan Jansen

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 14

Ahahahahahahaha I hope this means we’re at 14:59 at Riley Gaines’ 15 minutes

Conservative activist Riley Gaines also criticized the image, saying "a little humility" would serve Trump well.
"God shall not be mocked," she insisted.
Trump, after deleting the post, said Gaines' criticism did not impact his decision, arguing: "I didn't listen to Riley Gaines. I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually."
Gaines later celebrated the removal of the post which "missed the mark" and said she would continue supporting
Trump and the "America first agenda."

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 9

Neither, a new goon has revealed himself

In January, behind closed doors at the Pentagon, Under Secretary of War for Policy Elbridge Colby summoned Cardinal Christophe Pierre — Pope Leo XIV's then-ambassador to the United States - and
delivered a lecture.
"America," Colby and his colleagues told the cardinal, "has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world. The Catholic Church had better take its side?
As tempers rose, one U.S. official reached for a fourteenth-century weapon and invoked the Avignon Papacy, the period when the French Crown used military force to bend the bishop of Rome to its will.

Lindsay (Tired Version)@swiftchai· Apr 7