Fauci’s lawyers right now.

I’m an exceptional thief!!

I flew into one this weekend to grab a couple burgers.

I talked to Mitch McConnell today but only for two minutes.

I read that and thought “hell of a publicity stunt. How many albums had he put out?”

Well, don't let my white duds and pleasant demeanor fool ya. I, too, have been known to violate the statutes of man... and not a few of the laws of the Almighty!

Mike Collins when he hears he’ll be hosting Trump rallies.

Trump trying to figure out the next distraction. What do we have that’s bigger than a war in the Middle East?

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