✨Tabatha✨

@tabatha

💖 eat cheese and sin 💖 🎀doing chaotic good🎀 ✨she/her (feral)✨

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✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· 23d

I can't believe this place is still in business.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· 25d

Okay, folks, let's see what's up around downtown today...oh, hmm, that doesn't sound right...the duck unit is off today. What a cesspool.

A Citizen police report of a mother duck and her ducklings stuck on a wall on a 16th floor terrace.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· 27d

Why did I choose a gym where this is the workout and that is the exit? 😭😵‍💫🥵

My heart rate for an hour long workout. Like 20 min in the peak zone with a max of 195. I'm too old for that.

A long, two-tier staircase to exit the gym after a hard hour workout.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· 29d

Alrighty, let's see what kind of crime is going on in this rancid cesspool today...oh, huh. That is...something.

A West Town police report of a pomeranian running loose in the street. (On Armitage, not Armageddon as the transcription reads)

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· 29d

Why is there even a special icon for the inflatable rat?

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jul 13

I swear, if I ever got the cops called on me while sporting a bucket hat, I would collapse into dust and particles. How mortifying.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jul 10

Finally visiting the new Arwa Coffee I've waited for in Chicago and they have the Mirthmobile mounted to the ceiling. Didn't expect that.

The Mirthmobile from Wayne's World mounted to the ceiling at the Arwa Coffee on Western in Chicago.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jul 7

Man, I remember when every place looked like this and we thought it was fancy

The view down curved stairs toward a very be-our-guest lookin'-ass wine bar that's flanked by red leatherette booths and a mosaic stone floor

A view over the larger tables with bronze light fixtures spiraling down like stalactites. I've finally found one quiet daytime cafe in downtown Chicago. SHHH!

The entry door, a heavy piece in cherry wood and brass opens up to a frame of metal tentacles welcoming guests into the restaurant lobby at Cafe Pisolino. A black, brown, and white mosaic stretches and spirals across the floor.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jul 7

Hooooly rosemary-maple salted latte... It's the Nouveau Organic/Frasurbane Global Village Coffeehouse of my dreams.

A rosemary-maple salted latte in a thick green glass cup paired with a plated tomato tarte featuring a riccotta whip and gold-flecked basil leaf on top

The GVC interior at Cafe Pisolino in downtown Chicago

Another angle of the GVC interior from the second floor at Cafe Pisolino in downtown Chicago

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jul 2

I know this is the same caliber of workout I was blasting through from 2018-2023, but damn, it feels like something else after hormonal shifts, weight gain, and ankle/shoulder injury recovery.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jul 1

Hm, that's not whatcha want.

A mobile update from Accuweather titled "massive heat furnace"

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 30

Yep, that's what we in the industry call "nuts to butts" in there

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 30

Last night, I woke from my slumber and thought, "what if I got a tattoo of Miss Piggy as Dolly Parton?" Completely forgot about it and woke up to a folder of inspo pics featuring Piggy and Dolly together in western wear.

Miss Piggy in Western wear with '80s angelic back lighting while riding on a horse

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton together with big '80s hair and matching pink lace dresses with puffy shoulders. Piggy is holding a pink metallic guitar.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton together again with big blonde '80s hair. Piggy is wearing pink satin with feather cuffs and a little cowboy hat.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 29

oh no.

A sticker stuck to a signpost on the street that has a little fuzzy dog and reads "he's NOT a good boy" in aggressive font.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 26

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 25

It's finally all coming together

The collar of my pink suede moto jacket with a pink glitter flail enamel pin on the collar and a few spiked studs rimming the shoulder in steel and brass

A mauvey pink suede moto jacket with a full gold sequined back patch featuring rays emitting from a crystal blue eye

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 24

A muscle-bound Hello Kitty in a pink leotard and chain jewelry

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 20

I finally found biblically accurate sopapillas

A plate of two fluffy, light golden sopapillas with cinnamon, honey, powdered sugar and a side of vanilla ice cream from Flo in Chicago

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 20

Shut up and take my money, I guess

Rat Sandwich crochet plushies from Nichet Crochet

A crochet possum plushie dressed as a cowboy and another with a traffic cone on its head by Nichet Crochet

A product page for a crochet banana hat for your crochet possum plushie by Nichet Crochet

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 19

HOLY MACARONI

A variety of dishes from a Momo restaurant. Including gulab jamun, chicken biryani, chili garlic veggie chow mein, spicy momos floating in sauce with a big bowl of rice on the side, two cups of raita, mint chutney, and a giant chili garlic naan.

An up close for you to show just how big my bowls of chow mein and chicken biryani are.

A shot of my prepared bowl with all the fixins. There's also a veggie samosa piled high with the chicken biryani, several spicy momos and a side of naan bread in a big bowl with a cup of masala chai on the side.

A view of just how big this chili garlic naan really is. It's about the size of a medium Pizza folded in thirds and foil.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 18

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you

Off Centre, I think it was on WB around 2001

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 14

Anyway, here are some neat duck glasses and some horrible geese glasses to give you a small bit of whimsy

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 14

Is color not allowed anymore? I went through West Elm, CB2, Crate & Barrel, and Room & Board recently. I did not find a single color except maybe a brown, a grey-green, or maybe some blue threading to break up the beige.

✨Tabatha✨@tabatha· Jun 13

I'm not susceptible to impulse purchases unless the item strikes me and is perfect in every way. Behold, a pizza slice crossbody purse that is perfectly sized to hold a slice of pizza (featuring glitter heart pepperonis)