Beast (Frasier’s version)
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Things I learn after losing pub trivia.
More campaign promises to scam the scammers. Make the prediction markets one big honey trap before we shut it down.
A lot of people can fit in a town house but at the cost of constant hijinks and shenanigans.
Sam Alt-Man is an AI trained on over 5 different Popular Science headlines circa 2006 built using a Furby processor. It can say “Singularity!”, “Dyson Sphere!”, “Quantum?” and “Money please.”
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
He looks like he’s about to get robbed by a five year old.
We spoke about YES. We spoke about NO. We spoke about the number 3 and the letter J. And then we spoke about GOODBYE. No one at the sleep over was moving the planchette except for MITCH from… wherever he is.
This is why in the photo he is getting clobbered by a just barely out of frame Mr Krabs.
Don’t panic but I figured out which Douglas Adams alien this guy reminds me of.
Same dad / son conspiracy but for Sweetums / Animal
This dude’s definitely here to help and not like a Hannah Barbara cartoon goon.
“Voxels” a vaporwave psychedelic horror game by Jeff Vandermeer, author of Annihilation.
Looked up pictures of these “places”. The “good” pictures of these places, the “hey check this out” pictures. The metaverse is basically a half finished 20 year old Wii game about liminal spaces.
Folks, they’re calling it the most constipated coin in history.
A Black Hawk has just touched down in the front yard of Billy Mitchell.
Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just played an all time banger.
Days after I saw the 1st Suicide Squad I was still thinking about how stupid this moment was.
Bullying should be reserved for billionaires. Unrelated, why does Mark look like a Goldeneye 64 character?
“Bjork explains TV” was magical and good. This is a bad remix. I won’t be taking questions.
According to my facial recognition app, this man is not on speaking terms with anyone at all outside of work. My app is now just making the cry emoji. Hmm.