Zach
@takingbackzach
I think about Wayne’s World the way some folks think about The Godfather Writer, music lover, gaymer, 30 Rock enthusiast Utah Socialite he/him 👊🏻🏳️🌈🔥
actually do you think I could tell Adam that this is what I need from him? (Do we think Adam is even cute?)
I wouldn’t recommend being born into Mormonism actually. I haven’t gone to church in like 7 years. But they always find me.
On the one hand, $2 isn’t that much. On the other hand… Apple, you don’t need more money, bitch!
Huge development: it’s not June anymore and I can still post a picture of me in my underwear after a workout. I must still be gay 🥰
Pride month is over tomorrow so I guess I don’t have much more time to post pictures of me in my underwear 😔
The people of Utah didn’t pray hard enough for snow during the winter and now I can’t breathe 🥴
We can call it #ThirstyThursday or maybe #fursday, whatever! Gonna leave a little bit to the imagination for Bluesky but anyway happy pride 🏳️🌈
Ok also, @patagonia.com can get bent as far as I’m concerned! Seeing Pattie Gonia a few weeks ago was healing for me and everyone in this crowd. Leave her alone, you clowns.
I hope all you gays have been having a fantastic week 🥰 I’m thankful to have this community on here!
Felt good to get back to the gym today after a week off. Also what’s everyone’s favorite level in Banjo-Kazooie? 👀
I haven’t worked out in a week because I’ve been recovering from an injury. I still feel judged by my Apple Watch though. 😔
I’m two biomes deep into SAROS and it’s already proving to be one of my favorite PS5 games. Don’t sleep on this one!