Tales From The Future
@talesftf
Ninja eyes peeled on underrated longs and bubbly shorts. My Focus: Tech/[Alt] Energy/Value/Disruptors/Monetary Policy and Cycles. My tales are not advice. - Same TFTF as on that other 🐦 site. Still allergic to charlatans. talesfromthefuture.substack.com
A classic act in the three stages. Wunderkind Leopold Aschenbrenner HF meets situational leverage in mid-2026… TFTF notes on X:
Elon promised everyone a trip to the Red Planet. All the naive “Muskonomy” believers got was red ink… A fool and his money are soon parted, 21st century edition. Every IPO and post-IPO SpaceX shareholder is now underwater. $SPCX $SPCXQ $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
This is a real screenshot from X. Elon really just claimed that. Delusions meet megalomania… Don’t do drugs, kids. $SPCX $SPCXQ $TSLA $TSLAQ
Something is deeply rotten. One simple chart ⬇️ explaining the current AI bubble. This will NOT end well. #timestamp
Yes, Elon Musk really just claimed that. Complete fantasy claims and delusion to pump Tesla. Optimus can’t even reliably grab a can of coke in the kitchen. $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
Musk probably stumbled upon an old Nintendo Powerglove ad after a bender… Now you are playing with Ketamine! $TSLA $TSLAQ $SPCX $SPCXQ
On brand. Again. Trump was and is literally fleecing his most rabid MAGA supporters with insane crypto BS… #MAGAmorons $DJT $DJTQ
Spending $25 on a coffee is totally on brand for Teslarians and Elon’s other rabid fans. They literally beg to get ripped off and overpay (be it for Muskonomy shares like $SPCX and $TSLA or a cup of coffee). $TSLAQ $SPCXQ
SpaceX in a VALUE fund?! Value?! The jokes write themselves… $SPCX $SPCXQ #timestamp
Everyone buying or thinking of buying into the ginormous SpaceX $SPCX bubble at well above $200 per share should read this old Scott McNealy (ex-CEO of Sun) Dotcom bubble quote…. $SPCXQ. #timestamp
Jerry could be on to something if we assume a 5Y-chart for SpaceX below, starting later this year. Peaks around 2027-2028 (or before, if the AI bubble bursts sooner), then a return to the harsh reality and sane fundamentals until 2032+ or so…. $SPCX $SPCXQ #timestamp
Mars trips for everyone… Step right in, ladies and gentlemen! A new future awaits on Mars! Could have been Musk’s ancestors in this B/W carnival picture :-)
My only question: PS: Why didn’t Musk propose to price the SpaceX IPO at $142.69/share instead of $135? To make the madness and absurdity of it all go around full circle… This will NOT end well. A question of when, not if. $SPCX $SPCXQ
SpaceX fantasy tweet from 2016, screenshot ⬇️! Many gullible retail investors will buy at the top after the SpaceX $SPCX bubble IPO. There are no data centers in space, no Moon factories and certainly no Mars colonies anytime soon. All BS to pump the stock on retail bagholders. $SPCXQ #timestamp
Each and every retail investor buying into the SpaceX bubble/scam not reading such tweets (X screenshot below)? There are/were more than enough warnings! You just didn’t WANT to listen. Greed, stupidity or a mix thereof?! This won’t end well, but it may take some time. $SPCX $SPCXQ #timestamp
A great real-life community note for Teslarians… $TSLA $TSLAQ (Via that other hell-hole site called X).
Electrek quote discussing this tweet ⬇️ : “This Tesla North America [re-tweet with the caption “Freedom”] will end up as evidence in a court case about a Tesla FSD crash at some point….”. I wouldn’t bet against it. Overpromising and under-delivering once again on FSD. $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
PPS: Does anyone see a pattern? (Same WSJ article, screenshot below…). Trump’s high-profile pardons are so smelly From Binance’s CZ to people like:
Old enough to remember when Elon Musk claimed similar BS for EV batteries: Tesla - using Panasonic, he always omitted that little detail - would manufacture more EV batteries (GWh/year) than everyone else combined. Never happened. CATL, BYD, LG etc. long surpassed Tesla. $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
Ketamine Monday. The #spacexipo is clearly approaching fast. Another #timestamp for a completely moronic prediction from Elon….
Needs more burgers and fries, but otherwise very accurate. #magamorons
You couldn’t make this up. Newt Gingrich reposting a satire article without realizing it. Well, Trump also wanted to fend off hurricanes with nuclear weapons, on brand. These people are really something 🤣🙈… #magamorons
Shamelessly stolen from the hellsite called X nowadays… #magamorons.