not a trap!

@spiceweasel.bsky.social 🍌

sky is the right color again

why is Cbus being personally targeted wtf

oh no

I have not been wearing this but my mom brought it up to me this week

bee balm, complete with bee

Sometimes it does 💀

🦉

Guess who got himself stuck behind the oven and chose not to make any noise for almost 5 hours while we were looking for him

They’re exploring all the important places: inside the box spring, the bathtub, etc.

sad little dooves

look who’s full of pep

I wonder if they’d be friends

why tho

they’re just so beautiful

I see “Harry Kane” and I only think of one thing

He also has a broken whisker 😭 I gave him half a 4mg Zofran so he’s getting eepy and hopefully feeling a lil better

it’s ass out there folks, stay indoors

can’t stop laughing at this pic from last year that my phone keeps featuring

you ever start licking your wiener and forget what you’re doing?

literally me

😝

totally unrelated but check out this donut, it was highly enjoyable