Tanis Fowler
@tanisfowler
"There's only one rule that I know of, babies. God damn it, you've got to be kind." Toronto-based writer, editor and journalist. Currently CBC. Opinions my own. she/her
-Joe Buck calls the heat death of the universe -Miette puts mother in jail for one. thousand. years. -Rap battle embarrassment -Mulder’s on the case of the knife alien
Whenever Max Scherzer accidentally looks directly into the camera, my soul leaves my body a little bit.
You there, on the frontlines in the ketchup slice wars! I’ve seen horrors…it’s impossible for words to describe. Seems a thousand centuries ago, the Ketchup War of 2000-2003. Purple and green, splattered on a pile of little fries. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I never want to forget.
An emotional win! Of all the giveaway jerseys they’ve done that I’ve missed, Gaus’s splitter is my fave. I was in my feels when he patted his heart. Total class act.
Nice day for a ball game! PERFECT view of the mound! Jays fans, y’all BETTER be cheering on Gausman with me today!
You can tell Canada-U.S. relations are bad when this is what’s on a shelf in the Regina airport.
Well this is lovely. I can’t believe these things are allowed to be on the road.
In addition to Eddie and Alex, the two cats I’m cat-sitting, I’m also cat-sitting our neighbour’s cats, Shadow and Junior. This is Junior.
Nadia and Laszlo: The Human Music Group have pulled out of performing at the Great American State Fair.
The Vampire Lestat has pulled out of performing at the Great American State Fair.
Pie, four ways. Amish peanut butter pie, pecan pie with a braided crust, sour cherry pie with a lattice crust and mile-high lemon meringue pie.
lol! I heard he shaved, but without the ‘stache, Dylan Cease lowkey looks like the prince from Beauty & the Beast after the spell is broken and he transforms back into a man. What have you done with my beautiful beast!
Lit’rally had one of these in our basement in Sask. from when my dad used to work at the distillery.
Dent walking out of the hospital in his perfectly half-burned suit and going to a bar and slamming a shot that drips out of his half-burned face that somehow features a pristine eyeball on the burned side? Bozo moment.
Happy Mother’s Day to my mom who has always been a source of love and comfort to me.
Can’t wait for this SCOTUS to make a ruling unpopular with somebody other than progressives so they can have this same explanation.
Usually, once a week, I buy strawberries, grapes, kiwi, pineapple and blueberries and listen to a podcast while I cut them all up and mix them together with the juice of one lime and a drizzle of honey. It keeps well and I can eat a bowl of it for dessert or breakfast with some yogurt.