Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber)
@tarlz
Genderfluid bartending dog (Barktender) that enjoys Vtubing, jank games, cars, and other nifty things. I shitpost, stream, and take suggestive selfies. (Fairly regularly NSFW, so 18+ only)
Hoo boy New apartment secured, moving company scheduled, truck and trailer reserved, and emergency funds set aside. I be 95% ready for the cross-country move. Once I finish Raidou, I'll either pause streaming or do some one offs here and there, with a full return on Sept 13th or so. Busy month.
Question for RTS enjoyers: If I have never really sank my teeth into an RTS and was looking for a casual but still engaging one to start out with to see if I liked the genre, what would you recommended?
Okay so we confirmed he's from the future, ran into a parallel badass scarred Raidou, and have pretty much confirmed that the game is playing with the spaghetti web of SMTs timelines. I was not expecting the funny action spinoff game to go that many places, but I am here for it
GF MOVING COMPLETE, WE BE BACK TO SMT RAIDOU (stream's up now) twitch.tv/tarlz_vt
No stream tonight due to family visit, hut the weekend streams are still on for Raidou and Skies of Arcadia. (For real this time now that Legends Arceus is out of my system)
Who up pokeing their mons? (Dunno why I've been playing so much Pokémon stuff lately)
OKAY THAT WAS SOME GOOD RACING. Congrats to @jayj-tetravluh.bsky.social for dominating in the Trabant, and to @snoolbrunch.bsky.social and @kaitonasa.vtubers.racing for the tied S800 finish! (There was an unnofficial tiebreaker, they crashed. In the 2nd tiebreaker, Kaito caught an unlucky corner)
I GOT PLANS THAT I CANNOT DISCUSS WITH YOU ... because I still need to solidify a few things and ideas BUT I GOT PLANS
Well, we did it. I am confirmed Smart Doggo. Imma print this hoe out someday.
Like weird cars? Wanna learn about slow-car-fast? Wanna go downhill in a small car at alarming speeds? Taphouse Trackdays presents The Smol Showdown: A multiclass exhibition race in Assetto Corsa, featuring 2 joyful retro nuggets for maximum whimsy. Signup here: 205.209.103.2:8840/championship...
Surprise! Saturday Stream for once. We're gonna be tuning the cars out for an upcoming Smol Showdown Exhibition race between the Trabant 601 and Honda S800 with the help of @kaitonasa.vtubers.racing! Hop on in for a sneak peak at what's in store! www.twitch.tv/tarlz_vt
Inspect your tires regularly folks. This post brought to you by "how tf did I not notice that until I had a slow leak"
I give you a series of moving pictures featuring Arsene being a cuddlebug
Well that was a nostalgic stream. Also oh my dog was 1999 budget CG gloriously horrifying.
I completely forgot about streaming this weekend. I'm gonna make it up during a midweek stream, and if all goes well staring at the shovelware I played as a kid. I'm also like 90% certain I'm gonna have to bust out a virtual machine for this.
Alright, we're going live in 5 with the first Taphouse talk! www.twitch.tv/tarlz_vt
April Foolishness #2: I reached out to the wonderful @yeensandbeans.bsky.social to concept what the Barktender would look like as a furry, and she delivered this adorable creature! Very scritchable. If you also want to play Russian Roulette with a fursona, reach out to her! vgen.co/yeensandbean...
And the first part if that is opening a merch store despite being hugely small as a streamer... largely because I wanted drinking glasses. We got glasses, buttons, stickers, and a shirt. More merch to follow over time, but theres enough for me to declare it open. tarlz-shop.fourthwall.com
And new model revealed! Thanks for everyone who stopped in, plus @zoisite102.bsky.social for the raid! For the folks who missed it, here's the new model, made by the wonderful @muddymusings.bsky.social ! They did an amazing job!
2.0 Model debuts tomorrow at 7:30PM CST! Were gonna play some comfy retro stuff and embrace the scuff of expression hotkeys, so feel free to pop in and vibe!
@yeensandbeans.bsky.social ONCE AGAIN DELIVERED SOME GOOD GOOD. GO COMMISSION HER, THIS IS NOT A SUGGESTION. (Seriously though, she makes really cute and emotive art, and she's hella affordable. And she's cool as fucc.) vgen.co/yeensandbean...
Well, the NSFW art commission from the 2025 Donathon has arrived: Nekkid Barktender walkies by IJN_Kako! And the first artist that decided on a knotty Barktender~ (a... messier variant in the comments below!)
