These “chocolate” bars don’t even have fucking chocolate in them anymore 😭

What on earth is it with these people, that is if it’s not from a bot😭

Why do these LAZY SACKS OF SHIT NEVER DO ANYTHING USEFUL?? THEY DONT EVEN HAVE THE GUMP TO WALK 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡UNACCEPTABLE

Guys, has anyone ever just felt like they need to check out from reality because it’s overwhelming. I do, and reality needs to be less overwhelming, damnit! (Pls send pet photos btw thanks)

YELLOW NEWS!!! COME GET YOUR YELLOW PAPERS!!!! BULLSHIT SO BAD THAT IT WOULD BE TOO RESPECTFUL TO USE YOUR LITERAL GARBAGE MAGAZINE AS TOILET PAPER. SHAME ON YOU WANNABE “JOURNALISTS”

Wow! Now that’s a lot of nails!

OH MY G*OD WILL SOMEONE EXERCISE THIS FOLLOWING THE DEVOL IS IN MY BLUECRY HELP!!!!

HA0PPY BIRD DAY PERSON IN MY PHONE11`11111 SMOKE A CIGGIE TO CELIERATE IT AND 1 YEAR FREE!!!!

Where am I

Got some absolutely delicious coffee and saw some adorable cats at Cats and Coffee #notanad

Can we give this to a computer for a free prize?

If you have an ex you really hate or a place you wanna break, heat up these terps and spread them all over. Air conditioners, car seats, carpets. Terpene terrorism, if you will. (I DO NOT CONDONE THIS)

Holy shit the pedos are really outing themselves, are they?

Call me uncle cuz damn I’ve smoked like 15 pots today 😎

Hello guys, how do I get to “wiggle my ears” without benny drill or gassy lean

H*ly shit the blue jays won so hard, they are not one, but two trending topics out of the top five!!

Hello I also have an NFT of bungercoin I am selling it for $12 pls

Hey Tim Apple, I found an amazing name for your folding iPhone (cryphone)

I agree!!!

Hey guys, just made this super funny me me! PRAISE DEAR LEADER!!! He was NOT friends with Epstein!!!!!

HELLO ANDREW CUM WOW, I MADE A CAMPAIGN FOR YUOU. PLEASE RESPOND.

Here u go one weed

Same, hopefully a YouTube competitor that isn't enshitifying itself every day that ends in Y. Here's my contribution btw -w-

Why are these birds so big and shiny

My “son” has been acting weird the past few “months”, “He’s” been so much less depressed and “has been going” outside very often. I found this “pill” in his “room”. What should I “do”?

Made a beautifully mediocre rice dish today :) bone smack the teeth

Really what I need right now

Do I open?

You would have swimmed and lived and right now but they not swimmed and died 😢 y didn’t u save them