This body is powered entirely by stress

That one tiger chilling is my fitness goal

Feeling wide on a Wednesday (to the tune of push from south park)

Here's some tummy for this Tuesday

Massive headache but still showed up

Getting those inches back 😤

This fatboi is firming back up!

Shirt was too wet to take off (my gym needs to get AC, and I need help)

Pumped and plumped with a watermelon. Is this what a ballgut is like?

Cramping a lot post vacation...

I'm like one of those long cats

Slowly getting back to it (with calories supplied by Costco)

Vacation damage report: down 10lbs 😭

This trip was sustained by coke zeros

The highlands are ridiculously beautiful

Partaking in the proud Scottish tradition of cones

Fisheye lens doing work here on the last leg of the trip

It's been a long but eventful day

Full tourist mode

At the Royal BDSM dungeon

Down to my last clean shirt and it's got a belly window 😭 I'm gonna have to go shirtless soon

Guess where I am

Medium quality vacay pump

Making do with the hotel gym

I'm still fit on a train!

The art is this way

Vacation priorities

Let's see if this gut gets bigger or smaller this trip

Let's see how big this gut is after my vacation

Apparently my forearms are good?