Ted Magee (@tedmagee) · DIRTY

Ted Magee

@tedmagee

Utilizo el internet, y a veces el mundo normal. Husband of @nsmagee.bsky.social. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. No AI. He/him. AVI: myself with enlarged eyes in a photo but photoshopped. Banner: text saying "Offline shopper magazine"

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Ted Magee@tedmagee· 26d

Edgar Allan Poe Miniature by John A. McDougall about 1846

A portrait of Edgar Allen Poe as a young man

Ted Magee@tedmagee· 26d

Confusing

A store called Duane Reade by Walgreens

Ted Magee@tedmagee· 26d

Oh sh*t

An empty paper plate on an outdoor table. A mostly empty orange soda is nearby on the table.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· 27d

I’m confused by her character name as “Mr.”

A very feminine woman actor named Tara Massey plays a character named “Mr. Jeweli Connors”

Ted Magee@tedmagee· 28d

NYC bike

A heavily decorated bicycle

Details on a heavily decorated bicycle

Details on a heavily decorated bicycle

Details on a heavily decorated bicycle

Ted Magee@tedmagee· 28d

#classiccar spotted in the wild

A classic car, probably a Chevrolet Chevelle from circa 1970, on a trailer

A classic car, probably a Chevrolet Chevelle from circa 1970, on a trailer

Ted Magee@tedmagee· 28d

Yesterday

A bumblebee on some purple flowers

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 12

A large chandelier in front of a wall with colorful wallpaper

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 10

On Fridays we dance

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 10

I also would like a tee shirt that says "Yo"

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 10

Photo by Ethan Tweedie. The McDonald Observatory, in the Davis Mountains of West Texas.

A large space observatory at night. Behind it the stars can be seen as star trails as the earth rotates. This is either a long exposure or a combination of hundreds of photographs stacked into one image, creating a similar effect to a long exposure.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 10

Our back yard in July 2020

An owl in a tree looking at the camera. The leaves are lit by sunlight.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 10

Hilda in 2020

A tabby cat named Hilda sitting under a parked car

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 10

A man on Fox "News" in front of an image of the US Capitol with the text "WOKE AGENDA PREVENTING ME FROM HAVING SEX"

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 10

a while back I photoshopped myself onto the cover image of this Commodore 64 game box

The box cover art for the video game Bad Dudes for "Commodore 64/128 on 5 1/4 inch disk (joystick required)" with Ted Magee's face photoshopped onto the central bad dude, looking tough, ready to fight the bad guys with his bare knuckles

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 10

Hilda and Mary this morning

A dog on a leash stands on the sidewalk, looking for instantly at something off screen. A cat sits behind the dog also looking in the same direction. A man jogs by in the background.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 10

Look out

A man’s sock (Ted’s sock) says “Here comes cool dad.”

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 9

Weird that the anthropomorphized box of cereal seems to be wearing ancient Greek/Roman sandals

What appears to be an old ad for Grape Nuts cereal in which a box of Grape Nuts, which has muscular arms and legs (and wears old style Roman or Greek sandals, is holding a modern man by the arms. The modern man wears a suit and tie. The text reads "Steadies a Man. All of a man's real power comes from steady nerves and a keen, clear brain. Grape = Nuts"

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 9

A computer ad from the 1980s, with me photoshopped in there. Good times.

Some kind of magazine art from the 1980s showing sixteen bald men with small screens instead of eyes and all identical white shirts and black ties. Ted Magee photoshopped himself into the group, looking around. He does not match the other men.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 9

our back yard, 2024

a hummingbird sitting on a branch

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 9

Mary and Hilda

A medium sized dog wearing a harness and sniffing the pavement while a cat stands nearby looking down the street.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 8

seemed happy so I had to do this

The remains of a castle. Ted Magee has drawn eyes and a bit of nose on it to complete what he saw: a happy piece of ruins. One of the holes looked like a smiling mouth, so he wanted to complete and clarify the happy face.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 8

Hilda

A tabby cat lying on a carpet indoors. A patch of sunlight it’s part of her belly and the floor.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 6

Restaurant employees dressed as sailors forcibly wrestle Homer Simpson away from the "all you can eat" buffet food

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 6

Sammo Hung vs. Lau Kar-leung in Pedicab Driver (1989)

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 6

Hall of Noble Words within the Life Science Library at the University of Texas at Austin #library

A large room in a library with plain but beautiful chandeliers hanging from a highly decorated ceiling.

Details from the highly decorated ceiling in this library reading room. Text on a thick beam reads, "For us, to earn our bread, the cloud, the breeze, sun, moon, and sky with busy motion toil. That we may eat, remembering god the wile: should man serve less obediently than these? -Sa'di of Shiraz"

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 6

Pneumatic tubes in the Life Science Library at the Univ. of Texas, no longer used. "[F]or 40 years, hundreds of thousands of slips of paper had been inserted into cardboard cylinders then sent up or down in pneumatic copper tubes in the stacks, 17 floors at its peak." #library #librarian

A small canister for use in pneumatic tubes, which can be seen in the background. On the canister is a marker with an arrow, saying "SEND THIS WAY."

A console with tube openings, some coming down from the top, others disappearing down into a flat surface, for sending messages through pneumatic tubes. There are two lights and hand-written numbers, but it all looks fairly low-tech.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 6

back at work after July 4

The "That would be great" meme showing the boss from the movie Office Space, played by Gary Cole, saying "Yeah, if you could shut up and work with your remaining fingers that's be great."

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 6

A freeze frame from the rack in the video above.

Ted Magee@tedmagee· Jul 6

Hilda

A tabby cat on my love’s lap. The cat has her chin resting on the table.