Cruise Control returns to Ted’s Place tonight! It’s Friday at last - which means it’s time to get cruisy 😈 No theme or dress code: just a chilled out and friendly men only space. Join us from 7 - midnight!

Unwrapped is back tonight! Naked or underwear only. Under 30s get in free with ID! And don’t forget, we’re cash only, so remember to stop off on the way 💸

This week at Ted’s… On Tuesday, our weekly naked & underwear night for daddies and & admirers, Unwrapped, returns from 7 - 12. Free entry for under 30s! On Friday, get the weekend started with Cruise Control. No dress code - just a relaxed, friendly men only environment. Open 7 - 12.

Hey hey, it’s Friday! And that means Cruise Control is back. No dress code - just a chilled out, men only environment. Join us from 7 - midnight tonight!

We did it!!! 🥳🥳 We know 1000 followers is isn’t a lot for some venues. But for us as a small venue, fighting for space on social media and in people’s busy diaries, it all means a lot. We appreciate each and every one of you 🤩

TTIT! (That stands for Thank Ted’s it’s Tuesday…) Unwrapped is back! Join us from 7 - midnight for our weekly naked and underwear night. Remember, under 30s enter for free with valid ID! See you later 😈🩲

Just a few hours until it’s time for DARE! London’s longest running CMNM night is back. Fully dressed, fully naked or anything in between - it’s all up to you. Open until midnight!

Don’t forget it’s a double dose of Ted’s this weekend! We’re open for Cruise Control until 12 as usual. No dress code - just relaxed men only fun. Then tomorrow, from 6 - 12, it’s our monthly CMNM night, DARE. Fully dressed, undressed or anywhere in between: what you wear (or don’t) is up to you 😈

Don’t forget it’s 2-for-1 entry at Ted’s tonight! Bring a friend to Unwrapped and you can both come for a single £6 door price. Remember, under 30s come in for free every week with ID! Get down and get Unwrapped…

Okay, we can’t guarantee you’ll meet him at Ted’s 😝 But you don’t have to wait until the final whistle to swap shirts (and a lot more) either 😈 If you’re sick of football fever, join us for Unwrapped tonight from 7 - midnight. Free entry for under 30s!

We’re celebrating! We’re so grateful to all of you for choosing to follow us - it means a lot 🤩 Get the party going tonight at Cruise Control, open from 7 - midnight. No dress code - come (or cum) as you are 😈

Get ready to get Unwrapped! We’re back from our holidays and are open from 7 - midnight tonight and every Tuesday. Free entry for under 30s!

Struggling with the heat? What better time to get Unwrapped? We’re open from 7 - midnight tomorrow and every Tuesday, with free entry for under 30s. The fans will be on and the clothes will be coming off 😈

Struggling with the Pride crowds in Soho? Why not head for Ted’s! We’re open for our monthly clothing optional night, DARE. Wear as much or as little as you like 😈

We’re back from holiday and refreshed and ready for double the fun this weekend! Join us for the return of Cruise Control on Friday from 7 - midnight. Don’t fancy battling the crowds at Pride? Join us for our monthly DARE clothing optional night on Saturday from 6 - midnight!

We’re back for a double hit this weekend! There’s no Unwrapped this week due to staff holiday, but we’re making up for it with a busy weekend. Our regular Friday session, Cruise Control, is back from 7 to midnight. Then on Saturday it’s our monthly clothing optional night, DARE, from 6 - midnight.

Just a reminder that we’re closed tonight and next Tuesday. Unwrapped returns 7 July.

Hi everyone 🙂 Ted is taking a well-earned holiday, so please note there will be no Unwrapped tomorrow or next week, and no Cruise Control on Friday. We’ll be back on Friday 3 July, followed by our monthly clothing optional night, DARE, on Saturday, before returning to normal the following week.

It’s Friday - and we’re ready and waiting for you! Get down to Ted’s Place from 7 - midnight for Cruise Control: no dress code, men only action. Please note we close for holiday from 23 - 30 June. Cruise Control returns Friday 3 July. Unwrapped is back Tuesday 7 July.

We’re getting ready to throw open the doors for Unwrapped! Whether you’re a dad, a lad or somewhere in between, join us from 7 - midnight tonight. Free entry for under 30s!

Our weekly dads and lads night, Unwrapped, is back from 7 - midnight tomorrow, Tuesday 16 June. Free entry for under 30s! Please note: due to a well-earned holiday, there will be no Unwrapped on 23 or 30 June. We’ll be back on Tuesday 7 July 🤩

Don’t forget to get Unwrapped tonight! Open from 7 - midnight: strictly naked or underwear. Remember, under 30s get in free with ID!

It’s Friiiiiiddddaaaayyy! Celebrate the start of the weekend at Cruise Control - our attitude free, no dress code, safe cruising space for men. Open until midnight!

Can anyone feel something rising? 😜 We mean our followers count of course! Thank you all for your support 🤩

The tube strike is going ahead - but we’re open as usual! You can reach us on the Overground via West Brompton. Buses 28, 74, 190, 306 and 430 all pass close by.

You don’t have to be Robinson Crusoe to get a man this Friday 😜 Head down to Cruise Control from 7 - midnight for our regular men only session. No dress code.

Just got paid? Why not celebrate with a trip to Cruise Control tomorrow? No dress code, no pressure - just a friendly bar with an even friendlier darkroom 😈 Open 7 - midnight, this Friday and every Friday.

Well, 406 at the time of posting, but that doesn’t have the same milestone feel 😉 We’re a long-running business, but we’ve been on here less than a month, so we really appreciate all the support we’ve received. Feel free to repost and share!

Struggling with the heat? 🥵Why not dispense with your clothing at Unwrapped? 😈 Chill out with us at our weekly naked and underwear night from 7 - midnight. Free entry for under 30s with ID!

Start the three-day weekend here! Cruise Control opens at 7 tonight until midnight for chilled out, no dress code cruising. Get ready for a happy Friday!