Teddy 🍄

@tedwardjams

Local good boy ✨Friend to all cats and mushrooms 🍄 trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 (he/they)

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Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· 2d

My scrungly old lady, Peggy

Peggy, a scruffy elderly grey tabby cat with beautiful green eyes stares off in the distance.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· 16d

Perfect angel

Digby, a brown and white tabby cat, lies on a foot stool under his humans desk, leaning against his humans leg, licking his nose decadently.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· 17d

The album cover of "Merveilles" by Malice Mizer (1998).

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· 20d

First image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud

A screenshot from Instagram stories showing what appears to be a TV ad from the nineties which reads: "WHO'S HIRING: Beef Boner 1 year experience. 581-1318" underneath the original poster has written "Number doesn't work."

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Jun 25

Big oof! That's too many things at once!

A screenshot of Horse Ebooks from Twitter which reads "Everything happens so much"

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· May 4

Made me think of Honour and Glory

Gonzo's face superimposed over a screenshot from the movie Honour and Glory, in which the antagonist stands over a lackey in an office, with a subtitle that reads "Jump on you from great height."

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Feb 8

I don't know about a Good Bunny, but I DO know there's a Worse Bunny

A screenshot from the film Santa Clause and the Ice Cream Bunny, showing the Ice Cream Bunny with some children.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Feb 7

Peggy is in a DEEP sleep with her head dangling off the cat tree in a way that makes my neck sore just looking at her.

Peggy, a grey tabby cat, is asleep on top of her cat tree, with her head dangling down in a way that looks extremely uncomfortable.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Feb 1

Seize the means of production! Make your own Sailor Moon overalls!

The bib of a pair of bright pink overalls with a light blue pocket and overall straps. Above the pocket is a piece of cross stitch worked into the fabric, depicting Sailor Moon sitting on a crescent moon.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Jan 24

Apocalyptic levels of smoke today. I could smell it inside my house, but didn't expect it to be as bad as it is.

A selfie of Teddy wearing sunglasses, a fitted n95 mask, and large over-ear headphones.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Jan 6

I love that I get to cat-sit my former foster babies.

Amber, a small calico cat, lies on her side on her human's bed with her back to the window. This photo was taken after several minutes of her pestering her cat sitter to lie on the bed with her

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Dec 30

Had to wash my hands off up to the elbows and splash my face afterwards.

a meme showing an undignified stick person eating a mango in four messy, humiliating stages

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Dec 29

I think the new throw rug has the Digby tick of approval

Digby, a brown and white tabby cat, dozes sweetly on a colourful throw rug.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Nov 28

the "my bals" meme, showing a heart shaped locket, with a screaming cougar's face on the left, and the words "my bals" on the right.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Nov 25

Frank's ashes were delivered yesterday. I hope I won't be needing their services again soon, but when my cats eventually pass I'll be contacting Pet Peace again, they were wonderful.

a photograph of the cremation certificate for Frank, a recently deceased but still very loved orange and white tabby cat. His ashes are held in a cardboard tube illustrated with a colorful, joyful tableau of animals who have crossed the "rainbow bridge". In front of the ashes there is a first class boarding pass to "Pawtopia" in Frank's name, and pictured in the background is a photo frame containing Frank's paw print done in black ink.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Nov 20

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

A screenshot from The Simpsons, showing Bart Simpson strutting in pink high heels.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Nov 14

This is Frank who passed away a few weeks ago. He was the most joyful, curious, sweetheart of a boy who I will miss for the rest of my life. He was a friend to every cat, and appointed me an honorary cat in his heart.

Frank, a ginger and white cat with green eyes, sits on the outside windowsill.

Frank, is sprawled on a grassy patio, his mouth open like he's mid-sentence.

Frank and his human pose with their heads together, Frank is licking his own nose.

Frank enjoys the dappled sunlight sitting atop the water heater.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Nov 5

The first time he's fully loafed on my lap (he will only come near me when I sit on this exact spot)

Tippet, a small brown and black tabby cat, loafs on the lap of his human.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Nov 4

Another one bites the dust.

A meme in which a photo of a Toyota Corolla is shown with the words "My deepest Toyota Corollances" in reference to Dick Cheney's passing.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Oct 29

ludicrous behavior

Digby, a brown and white tabby cat, is sleeping deeply, using his human's hand as a pillow. His tongue is visible poking out from his slightly open mouth.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Oct 24

eeping

a close up of Digby's nose and mouth while he sleeps. Digby is a brown and white tabby cat.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Oct 24

I'm dizzy and my perfect boy has stationed himself on my lap so I can't go anywhere.

digby, a brown and white tabby cat is curled up on the pink towel on his human's lap.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Oct 6

“What’s your flavour? Tell me what’s your flavour oooh!”

Digby, a brown and white tabby cat, gives his arm a tongue bath

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Oct 5

My oldest friend just made my day, dang. (Her kiddo is 5 years old)

A screenshot of a chat that reads “Hello! Kid and I had a bit of a conversation about LGBTQIA+ and it came up that you’re a boy now but used to be a girl. Kid said “well he did a really great job. He looks fantastic!” And now our drink bottles are singing to each other about the importance of drinking water. That’s unrelated but I thought I’d tell you anyway haha.” Followed by the response “Omg that’s so precious! He’s doing a great job at being a boy too!”

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Oct 4

Hedonism on display

Frank, an orange and white feral cat is lounging on his cushion atop the air conditioning unit, his left paw dangling in a relaxed fashion.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Sep 10

Thoughts and prayers etc.

A meme featuring a photograph of a brown Toyota Corrolla, and the text “my deepest Toyota Corrollances”

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Sep 1

Tippet will only come near me when I’m sitting on my bed like this. The moment he saw me pull the blankets across my legs he ran over and plonked himself down for pats.

Tippet, a small black and brown tabby cat who is extremely skittish, is lying on the blanket on his human’s lap, enjoying some gentle pats.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Aug 23

This guy yelled at my back door until I came out to enjoy the sun with him. Singlehandedly protecting me from vitamin d deficiency.

Frank, a ginger and white feral cat, is lying on his side, warming his tummy in the sun next to the human he has adopted as his own.

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Aug 15

Not a very good picture, but Frank has learned how to climb onto my lap under my Oodie to Experience Warmth.

A top down photo of the inside of an Oodie, the person wearing the Oodie is wearing a yellow t-shirt and blue zip-through jacket underneath. The back half of an orange and white cat is also visible

Teddy 🍄@tedwardjams· Aug 11