The definitive answer.

“FLIPPER PURIFY, THERE WILL BE NO PENIS BETWEEN US!!!”

Happy Jackie Washington Day, y’all!

Verify your age

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Currently in Miami…

I really don’t get Tyler Perry’s compulsion for putting unsolicited man units on these actors. Like, what the fuck is that on Mike’s head?

Oh my word…’Martha Inc.’, the Martha Stewart biopic with Cybill Shepherd exists in the same universe as ‘The Devil Wears Prada’. 🤯🤯🤯

What's it like in your head?

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You know, I’ve always been curious what inspired Michelangelo to sculpt Dave’s bush so ornately…

When the edible lands…

I love L’Eau D’Issey Pour Homme by Issey Miyake and hate that it’s hard to find now.

I mean, y’all can’t slide a SkyMile or two into my account as a consolation prize?

“Naw, we got Chit back the house.”

Looking like a king cake…

Chile, why I ain’t ever notice that the carts at Costco have a hook especially designed for hanging your rotisserie chicken? 🤯🤯🤯🤯

This movie taught me what “obligated” means.

This movie taught me what “petty cash” means.

I have to give @zeddrick.bio some props because the fact that his display name is a mashup reference to both ‘One Life to Live’ and ‘Power Rangers’ is clever AF.

*sets PREV CH to the Disney Channel*