Projectile Teeth
@teeth
Cishet white dad & husband. video games, politics, music, cooking. Cleveland native. USN vet.
what does this even... this isn't a sentence. This isn't really even an answer.
- No, we don’t. - It’s not inevitable. We reject this premise. - It really isn’t. It’s a bubble. It’s going to burst. We are all going to suffer when it does, all because people who LOVE money more than life itself do not care that the technology is useless, blatantly steals data, and pollutes. 🤑🤑🤑
Pooped in “the hat” and then I had to pour it into three jars in my own bathroom. Do not recommend. Show up to the doctor ready to poop, I say.
110 people rushing to show you a dogshit take. For what? Who agrees with this man? Fuck this guy, and his opinions
Man I just don't give a fuck what happens in Maine. I was tired of hearing about it months ago. I know it's important but I just don't fucking care.
Picked up a monitor without a stand on ebay for $60, and a clamping monitor arm from amazon for $20, and now my kids have a little game system in my office. No more fighting over the PS4
Brother-in-law put on a very professional and dangerously close show. Felt like a warzone if not for Florence and the Machine.
It’s a scorcher out there folks! Remember to stay hydrated with some gin, coffee, or bean water
Haha, cool. I already didn't shop there because it's super overpriced. Not stepping in there with their AI pricing bullshit. MARC'S FOREVER!
If you want to experience the worst possible video game experience in 2026, go to Happy Kids on your Roku device and navigate to games. This is HopMaster and it is utter garbage
MIL came over today after I finished making some cous cous salad and we got to talking and I ended up looking it up on my phone… Cous cous is derived from wheat But Israeli / pearl cous cous is actually pasta And I’m never making this shit again. Pearl cous cous, fucking bullshit