Tempvs Frangit

@tempvsfrangit

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate" (All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter) USian 🍉🌻🦩🐢💜 Average human-shaped existence which doesn't expect any followers since i am very un-clever. Schrodinger's life-form: you don't remember if I was there or n∅t.

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Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· 25d

As in the Bob Goldthwaite character, not the Rufus "Call me 'Robert Cat, please'" Lynx icon. Yes, know it's properly "Lynx rufus" but wanted to relate it to a human-type nomenclature.

Close-up photo of a man's smooth face, man is riding a motorcycle with leather jacket covered in metal decorations, wearing an aviator's pull-over cap and Google's and scarf. Actor Bob Goldthwaite in his character of "Bobcat".

Photo from National Park Service of an adult bobcat, looking rather unimpressed with things.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· 25d

There is also the aspect of better-living-through-chemistry and the many (allegedly fictional) stories of "super-soldier" programs.

Close-up image of a humanoid shaped wearing thick (Hollywood) padded-armor, holding a device to their nose, with the device having an attached cord leading to a chest-mounted storage unit. Star Trek: The Next Generation s1e1 "Encounter at Farpoint", Q in the guise of a Terran soldier of our near-future.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· 26d

Sodom and Gamorrean?

Image of a humanoid with a pig-like face and green skin, wearing very little clothing butt still looking happy about it. A Gamorrean guard from the Star Wars franchise.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· 27d

Much like my concern for James Assange, when Julian finally vacated and left him behind. Was assured that he was given a new name (witness-protection) and re-homed to a proper home.

Photo of a cat, sitting in a window, wearing a mock-up shirt collar with tie as a pet-type collar, mostly tan & black striped coat with white muzzle and forehead. A rather dashing gentleman of a cat.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· 27d

American education to the rescue! Obviously they are Aslan, Mufasa, and The "Cowardly" Lion (never given a "proper" name by Baum)🦁🦁😺. When I was a child, there were nine Plantagenets, now there are only eight; JUSTICE FOR PLUTO!! (yes, am being very silly).

Close image showing the head of a cartoon dog-type character; Pluto, guardian hound of the Disney empire.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· 28d

Monday the 13th is over now... JOYEUX BASTILLE DAY!!

Still image from the film "The Princess Bride"; a man-type shape and a woman-type shape of very ambiguously "old" age waving to characters out-of-frame. Text/dialog: "Have fun storming the castle!"

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 10

Clarence Darrow, not Mark Twain, said that thing about obits.

Text: Ch. 4 "Called To The Bar"
Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 7

Sounds like "The Invisibles" comic books and or the UCB television series who were/are likely a US branch of The Invisibles (based on skits from the UCB comedy troupe).

Three men-shapes and one fem-shape, wearing dark cots, white shirts, and black neckties. Rather odd characters from US "The Upright Citizens Brigade" television series based on skits from the UCB comedy troupe.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 7

You're doing a great job, Spiff💜🫂.

Glittery gold star-shape with white letters stating "GREAT JOB".

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 6

Madeline Kahn in "History Of The World Pt 1", selecting escorts to the orgy...

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 5

One does not need to be Jewish, nor in space, to operate a weather-control cannon. Also has a setting to roast hot🌭dogs, so it's patriotic, even.

Image of a human-shape, with a rather large gun-cannon up on their right shoulder, currently firing/emitting a multi-colored rainbow. Human-shape is wearing safety glasses of course, because they aren't Republican.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 4

Whether it be wars, battles, or just "bad luck"; some (privileged) survivors tend to not think about those who are no longer around.

Text: When people say,
“we have made it
through worse before”
— Clint Smith
all I hear is the wind slapping against the gravestones
of those who did not make it, those who did not
survive to see the confetti fall from the sky, those who

did not live to watch the parade roll down the street.
I have grown accustomed to a lifetime of aphorisms
meant to assuage my fears, pithy sayings meant to

convey that everything ends up fine in the end. There is no
solace in rearranging language to make a different word
tell the same lie. Sometimes the moral arc of the universe

does not bend in a direction that will comfort us.
Sometimes it bends in ways we don’t expect & there are
people who fall off in the process. Please, dear reader,

do not say I am hopeless, I believe there is a better future
to fight for, I simply accept the possibility that I may not
live to see it. I have grown weary of telling myself lies

that I might one day begin to believe. We are not all left
standing after the war has ended. Some of us have
become ghosts by the time the dust has settled.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 4

Never too late; have a pullover I'd bought years ago, now fits on my cats.

Meme of a cat, wearing a human-type button-up shirt with collar. Caption: "The veterinarian suggested a shirt instead of a cone for my cat. Fun Fact: Most Cats wear baby sizes 0-3 months."

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 4

Supposed to wash them in the wrong temperature so they shrink. Dimly recall posting this image when their age was turned-up to 11😕.

Close-up image of two audio control dials (VOLUME I, VOLUME II); both can be turned-up to eleven.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 3

Mildly related, since they are nude: a pair of Great Tits and some big natural Boobies.

A pair of small birds, mostly yellow with a black & white helmet and racing stripes, known as "Great Tits".

Two amphibious birds with webbed blue feet, mostly white body with brown wings and dark face. Known as "Blue-footed Booby".

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 1

Kind of relates, since I don't think the US has MAiD, yet; had looked a few years ago, when my doctor at the time offered me little hope of continued existence (all my lab letters and numbers were bad, Bad, BAD).

Image of a fictional book cover, similar to what Sesame Street publishes. Shows Grover (a humanoid blue "monster") wearing surgical cover-all, cap, and lowered mask, with what looks like a lot of medical gear behind him. Title of the book: "I'm Sorry You Can't Afford To Be Alive" and sub-title: "And Other Stories From America".

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jul 1

From a Canadian newspaper; image first published 31 Aug *2013*.

Drawing from a Canadian newspaper of a disabled person sitting in a mobility scooter-chair, waiting at the corner of a building. To their right are inaccessible stairs leading to a door with a sign reading (in French), "Suicide Prevention Program", while to their left is a ramp with rail and even the Handicapped wheelchair-icon leading to an apparently open portal with the sign "Assisted Suicide".

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 30

Headcanon says that Buck Rogers is the father of BUCKy Barnes and Steve ROGERS, and should appear in the Picard (ended 2403-ish) sequel series shortly (2429)🤔🚀.

Text: "Humorous MCU conspiracy theory. James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes was born 10 March 1917 and Steve Rogers born 4 July (obvs) 1918. The Armistice ending "The Great War" was signed 11 Nov 1918, when Buck Rogers was 20 (b. 1898) and he didn't get trapped in the cave until 1929, meaning that Buck Rogers could be the father of Steve ROGERS as well as BUCKy Barnes. Even in the Timely Comics (pre-Marvel), Bucky was born in 1925, so even that's possible."

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 29

Veteran being "cared-for" by the VA hospital (just regular appts, not living there), but already have last W&T and living will because of some iffy procedures. Ad is from a local place; wonder if I get the pizza during consult, or if my mourners get it fresh from the oven along with my urn🤔.

Advertisement for a cremation and funeral business, promoting "FREE PIZZA AND PRE-PLAN" with an image of a pizza rest on a wooden table. Hoping the pizza is not cooked in the same oven as the cremations.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 29

Looks like the point in the film when they first appeared to Ballister Boldheart (Blackheart in the GN) as a somewhat girlish imp, later as a boy-type demon. "First you're a little girl, now you're a little boy; what *are* you!?" to which they reply...

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 28

There was originally just the simple One Commandment, but too many followers kept asking "But whutabout--", so Moses had to chisel f̶i̶f̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ TEN clarifications... which still get whutabouted to this day🙄.

Meme of a human-shape with long white hair and beard, wearing brown robe layered with added white covering, painted so it looks like radiance emits from their head, holding what looks like a stone tablet which proclaims, "THOU SHALT NOT BE A DOUCHEBAG".

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 28

The Knights Who Say "Ni!" would be gob-smacked and rendered speechless if she approached them.

Photo of a feminine face wearing a very layered dress, sitting on a red carpet and surrounded by bushes. Caption: "They told me I could become anything, so I became a shrubbery".

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 26

Have described my mood as "Bartleby; not wanting to 'check-out' as it were, but each day finding it harder and harder just to even participate," expanding upon his repeated statement of "I would prefer not to."

Image of a suited figure with a white collar, viewed from behind as they stand in front of a desk with feathered quills (like ink pens) on the left side and a bundled stack of paper on the right side. It appears the room's walls are touching or very close to the outsiders of the desk which is placed in front of a window, but the only view is that of the brick wall of a neighboring building.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 25

As bad as removing important information😕.

Wide photo of signage on the side of a one-story building with no visible windows and a red tiled roof. Sign starts "The secret of happiness is t..." but the remaining half of the sign has been torn down.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 23

Close-up of a humanoid with a squid-like face. Caption: "IT'S A TRAP!"

Close-up of a kitten standing one two human hands, kitten has their mouth open and looks very cute. Caption is a reference to "The Legend of Zelda" game, stating "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS."

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 21

Can't find their handle on this site. Saw it on FB, saw GOAT and obvs thought of yooze or yuns.

Photos of cats being silly and/or cute. Captions: "Yeah I'm Late/ Lying Awake Trembling Existentially." "Yeah I'm the GOAT/ Grumpy Old And Tired." "Yeah I'm DUMB/ Down Under My Blanket." and "Yeah I'm CUTE/ Crying Under This Economy."

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 20

Medical dogtor displaying how to properly wear a medical-type mask and how *not* to wear one.

Six photos of the same black dog, showing five improper ways to wear a medical-type mask and one correct way. Left to right, top to bottom: 1) mask hanging from one ear, 2) carried in mouth, 3) secured at ears but on top of head like a hat, 4) secured at ears and covering mouth but nose is still exposed, 5) correctly secured at ears and covering both the nose and the mouth, 6) secured at ears but worn under the chin.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 20

Hamster + potato = hamtaters🥩🥔? Even as small as Jujube is, we all know that she is 100% heart, kind of like that Grinch x-ray but it's pupper-shaped🤎. Besides, Jujube is an AKC-registered pure bread🍞 Quantum Wolf🐺 "Min-Mas" = miniature Mastiff🐂. Friend's Prince, 2012-ish; that is a quarter:

Close-up photo of a very small dog sleeping on a denim-coated lap. Dog has off-white body with sparse dark speckles, dark paw pads and "helmet" on his head. His ears are erect and seem just as long as his head is. The coin resting on his shoulder is a standard US quarter-dollar, to show scale.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 20

Dog-shaped hamster would like a word with your dog-shaped tater-thought🥔.

Tempvs Frangit@tempvsfrangit· Jun 19

Make one of those stunt-laps like some people make for cats and put the pocket-warmers in those jeans for your pocket-dog. Searched, and they do make prefab laps for dogs as well.