Tender Beefsteak

@tenderbeefsteak

Chop me up into pieces if it pleases, if it pleases And when the chopping is through, every piece will say "I love you" He/Him 🌹🌹🌹 Denver, Queen City of the Plains

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Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· 25d

Aonishiki. Now there's a guy who looks like he can break a babies neck without losing the ash on his cigarette.

A picture of Ukranian sumo wrestler Aonishiki. Rank Sakiwake, stats: 182 cm, 142 kg and age 22. Record 3-1. He had that sort of heavy lidded, unflappable former Soviet Bloc look.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· 25d

"One of our co-leaders today is Shishi. Yes, Shishi." lol

A picture of Ukranian sumo wrestler Shishi. He is listed as being of rank Maegashira #14. His physical stats are 192 cm, 177 kg and age 29. His record is 4-0.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jul 12

Chicken and sausage

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jul 11

Although it’s been said many times, many ways: cats

A grey tabby looking incredulously towards the camera.

A tipped over on his side tuxedo cat. Looking like a dead monkey.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jul 7

A pair of hands gripping a planchet on top of a Ouijia Board.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jul 3

Just a wee bab

Purple flowers rose above a thirsty lawn. A small rabbit munches grass in the background.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 28

Whisker fireworks from Wilhelm

An upward facing close shot of a tuxedo cat, eyes shut in a sunbeam. Long whiskers highlighted by the sun stick out of his snout and eyebrows.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 26

We visited the Parthenon and our great archeologist tour guide couldn't stop talking about how they just fucking built a new one in Nashville, Tennessee.

A representation of the non-ruined Parthenon they built in Nashville fucking Tennessee of all places.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 23

Athenian graffiti

Graffiti on a shuttered storefront: an orange arm and face sticking out of a blue sea, also an orange head with bulging eyes, a funny nose and pursed lips

A pink haired girl and a green cat (graffiti) with pleased looks on their faces. “FREE GAZA” has been painted over the top.

Several stories up on a building, some large graffiti: “AND IF YOU DON’T KNOW NOW YOU KNOW” around a funny symbol like a question mark on top of an asterix

A shuttered storefront with a purple bat speak painted on it

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 23

Souvlaki Inspector

A grey and white tabby cat getting head pets

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 23

STREET CENTAUR: Rule number one of fighting centaurs: their balls aren’t below their front legs. (1/27)

A bas relief of a nude man with a shield reaching between a the front legs of a centaur, who is bearded and wielding a club.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 23

I went to the Temple of Poseidon and no one heard of you there or your “boat,” bro

Poseidon’s Temple near Athens. Three sides of Doric columns hold up what is left of the roof. Ruined marble litter the ground and a brilliant blue sky soars overhead.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 23

Come to the wine dark sea in the next 30 minutes if you want an ass kicking

A greying, bearded man in a baseball hat taking a selfie on front of the Aegean Sea

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 23

Can I get uhhhhhhhhh

A store sign in Athens, Greece that says “9-11 SHOW ROOM”

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 21

A sleeping tortoiseshell cat rests their head on a small wooden box of evil eye protection charms.

A brown and white tabby lays on their flanks and controls 180° to lick the base of their tail.

A different brown and white tabby sleeps in a C-shape between a flower pot and a wall.

A security door is painted green with a big friendly looking black cat face in the middle. Below that it reads “FAT CAT.”

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 21

More Greek cats

Athens at sunset stretches into the distance. On top of this hill is also a black cat.

A black cat stands next to an orange that has fallen off of a nearby tree. In the background a grey and white cat reclines and licks their paw.

A mostly black cat (small white spot on chest) lies on their side on an outside table.

A grey and white tabby sleeps curled in to a C-shape, chin on the ground.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 16

Come to Asia Minor in the next 30 minutes if you want an ass kicking

A middle aged man with a greying beard, sunglasses and a baseball hat taking selfie in front of the Turkish countryside

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 11

We grilled some sea bream and I fed Kefalonia Gang three (3) fish heads like a gat dang Looney Tunes cartoon. This one we were told is named “Beer.”

A tuxedo cat (we are told is charmingly named “Beer”) munches on a fish head and skeleton.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 11

#Kgang The Queen and George.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 11

K Gang eats a lizard

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 11

Kefalonia Gang #KefaloniaGang #KGang

A black cat and a herding dog lounge in the shade

An orange cat and a tuxedo cat observe a grey white and orange cat swatting at a lizard it caught. The floor is tiled.

An orange cat and a white grey and orange cat bathe themselves in typical cat fashion on a tiled floor.

A tuxedo cat sleeps on top of a Greek ATM. It’s black tail dangles over the edge.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 9

It’s hard on these streets, he moved on to other tables. Here’s my lady Orangecake.

An orange cat sleeps peacefully on the top of a white wall pillar underneath a shady tree.

Tender Beefsteak@tenderbeefsteak· Jun 9

I’m in Stavros, Greece (seriously) and this is my boy “Little Brown” Jug who got like ten finger licks of Greek yogurt from me. That’s what is on his nose.