Tenebrae Wyatt

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Gods bless the Unicorn with the Broken Horn.

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Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· 17d

Hello #Target I have three questions Was this designed by AI Was the misspelling intentional If not, how the &#^#&!>÷&#^@& did this make it into production

This an image of a kitchen towel we saw at Target. It shows a down home style rendering of a jar of strawberry jam. Beneath the jar is the phrase, "Natural & Organic." The label in the jar reads, "STARWBERRY JAM."
We do not know what a starwberry is.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Jul 6

John Carradine, old and blind in The Sentinel.
Is this a Mitch McConnell reference?

Yep.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Jun 28

The Official X and Cootie #AEWForbiddenDoor Prediction Dry Erase Board has been completed! We only split on two matches! Will she stomp my ass again and run the board? Should I open a #DraftKings account and use her picks? #wrestlesky

We split on Cope & Cage v The Dogs and Kenny Omega v Zack Sabre, Jr. Who will get the most predictions correct? Probably her!

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Jun 21

This is Bruce, our Bunny-Ear cactus. He was so tiny a year ago! Now, he is a monster. #gardensky

Our large, freshly repotted Bunny Ear cactus, Bruce, sits on a porch table in front of our tiny begonia and a red party cup. Never you mind about that cup, where it's been, or what's in it.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· May 25

#AEWDoN #wrestlesky

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· May 24

Happy High Holy Day to all who celebrate! Here is the Official X and Cootie Dry Erase Board of Armchair Booking for #AEW #DoubleOrNothing! Blue dots are mine, red dots are hers. We only split on four matches! Zoom in to see! #wrestlesky

Our handwritten prediction board for tonight's AEW show. Only 13 matches?
Maybe TK will add more.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· May 24

#AEW

Andrade El Idolo's catchphrase, "How you know?" emblazoned above the Enterprise using the Star Trek font generator.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· May 11

Beltane has come and gone. Life happens. So now, days later, we are FINALLY keeping our appointment with The Wicker Man. This is a yearly watch for us. We're late. But we're here.

Rowdiness in the pub in the 1973 "The Wicker Man."
Is this one of the funniest movies ever made? Maybe.
It's in my top five, for sure.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· May 9

Also: we haven't seen him that happy since he married our daughter.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· May 9

Well. Our Friday night plans just got diverted.

Yeah, the baby raccoon is little and cute. But we live in the county, and this critter is a future nuisance.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· May 5

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Apr 28

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Apr 27

Everything about this smells like danger.

A drink called ALCOLO in the same colors and basic design as a pack of Marlboro Reds.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Apr 11

Yes, but what?

A sign at the Hatfield & McCoy dinner theater in Pigeon Forge that says "Granny's Cookin!"
The question is what is she cooking? I watch a lot of redneck inbred Cannibal movies, so she could be cooking anything.
Or anyone.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Apr 11

Representing the Hanger (and, by proxy, the Dub) in the scattered hell of Pigeon Forge, TN. #wrestlesky

My wife and me wearing matching Hangman Adam Page shirts (same design, different colors) in front of the wacky upside-down facade of WonderWorks in Pigeon Forge.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Apr 11

We get a Full Moon on Beltane. And the fire dance through the night.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Apr 5

Easter Weekend Viewing Movie #3:

Jesus Christ Superstar.
I know.
But we both love this movie in all of its sandy, funkified, whiny white guy, idealistic glory.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Apr 5

Damn, Ramses. That's hardcore.

Let the name of Moses be stricken from anywhere that is strikeable.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Apr 4

Our first yearly Easter watch. #ArmindaPartyHouse

Monty Python's Life of Brian. Because nothing says Easter like the late Graham Chapman's massive scaling.
You never know who'll get one.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Feb 21

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Feb 11

Yes. TRON: ARES was dumber than a wheelbarrow full of dry asphalt. I would watch it again in a heartbeat. I didn't love it, but I know I didn't hate it.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Feb 4

#AEW

I wrote "My whiteboard knows my story" on my whiteboard. It's true.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Jan 29

I warned you. I'm on UpScrolled. Join me there! Download on iOS: apps.apple.com/app/upscroll... Download on Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d... Check out my profile: share.upscrolled.com/en/user/7ca5...

It's just my UpScrolled invite. Don't get excited.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Jan 3

Look at the moon. Set your intent. This time, La Luna. Light your torch.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Jan 2

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Dec 31

Here comes 2026. Don't dream it. Be it.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Dec 27

It's the final High Holy Day of 2025! Peace be with you. And also with you. Here's our #AEWWorldsEnd Dry Erase Board of Predictioning. Blue dots are my picks. Red dots are my beautiful wife's picks. Who will be right and who will be left? #wrestlesky #AEW

Barely had room on the board for all the matches. Maybe could have omitted Zero Hour. Main things: we disagree on the Mixed Nuts Mayhem, the Women's Tag Championship, and the Men's 4-Way. [She's got Max, I've got Swerve.]

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Dec 25

Merry Whatever from the family #AEW @aewontv.bsky.social

Holidays with the Hangman plays on TV in front of the wall where our stocking were hung with great care.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Dec 18

My outfit for the day it happens.

Tenebrae Wyatt@tenebraewyatt· Dec 17

When you ask your wife to choose a Christmas movie and she chooses this, then you know you have found your soul mate. @shudder.com @shudder.bsky.social