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OvidPgh

@tephensay

Aspiring Ally, TTRPG, Ironman. Generally chill, but out of fucks. I'll sort the rest of this out as I go. He/Him

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OvidPgh@tephensay· 7d

Playing Cult of the Lamb as exvangelical feels like:

A man sitting in prison saying I may have committed a little light heresy

OvidPgh@tephensay· Jun 10

We had a few of these visitors the other day.

Four small baby bunnies in a pot of oregano. Three are crammed together in a small burrow being supper cuddly with some cover from the plant and all three heads poking out. The other is slightly more daring and is by itself nibbling some clover in the pot.

They are all palm sized, maybe the size of a tennis ball.

OvidPgh@tephensay· May 27

But kids want to see the original Milli Vanilli

I keep telling you he's 73 years old and he's dead

OvidPgh@tephensay· May 24

Chief Wiggum settled this argument nearly 30 years ago!

A picture of a cheese burger with a baby placed between the tomato and the top bun

Captioned: I've got the munchies for a california cheeseburger

OvidPgh@tephensay· May 20

When the timeline lines up perfectly

One post of a picture of Grandpa Simpson pointing to a cup of medication saying: the pink ones keep you from screaming

Poster: Anyone have any of the pink ones

Next post: A picture if Nintendo's Kirby in a massively oversized blue suit. It's essentially kirby in the neck hole and a suit mecha.

Poster #2: Kirby Comin' right at ya!

OvidPgh@tephensay· May 15

OvidPgh@tephensay· Apr 13

Simpsons did it better

Homer Simpson holds a record from his grammy award winning barber shop quartet The Be Sharps.

The album is titled "Bigger Than Jesus" and shows principal skinner, Homer, Barny, and Abu appearing to walk on water in an homage the Beatles Abby Road album

OvidPgh@tephensay· Apr 2

The feed concurs

The original post followed by an image of Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons captioned what the hell was that

OvidPgh@tephensay· Mar 29

Those aren't mutually exclusive

Three skeletons looking like they had each been having sex the pelvis of each skeleton is crushed into a dozen pieces captioned death by snu snu

OvidPgh@tephensay· Mar 25

OvidPgh@tephensay· Mar 25

Agreed

A black dog is snoozing on his back, his name is ace. He is about as long as the sofa cushion with his paws up in the air and his back legs splayed in an undignified manner. You can't see it but there is a large white splotch of fur on his tummy. You can't see it because a person's arm is covering Ace's tummy and "dignity". He is receiving lots of tummy scritches.

OvidPgh@tephensay· Mar 21

Want to cuddle the puppy puppy* *My pupper is 5 years old and I still call him a puppy. Any puppy, read dogs, is a puppy. Said puppy

A small black dog, about 5 years old, who is cozy pn a sofa snoozing in a pile of blankets with his paws wrapped around, holding if you will, a person's hand

OvidPgh@tephensay· Mar 19

Assorted sea fish staring wide eyed saying wow thats a pretty big butt

OvidPgh@tephensay· Mar 18

What florida spring breakers trash a place?

And old guy mid rant saying i know I read about it in Big Whoop Magazine

OvidPgh@tephensay· Mar 11

I got some great tits for you

Two yellow and black great tits (birds) perched on a post

OvidPgh@tephensay· Mar 5

Gotta love the classics

A hand holding a copy of Abbie Hoffman's steal this book

OvidPgh@tephensay· Feb 28

If you don't want to hear anything political then maybe you should shut the hell up about pollitics

OvidPgh@tephensay· Feb 27

Piece of shit excuse for a senator Dave McCormick wants everyone to know that he supports voter suppression and considers the Right to vote a "privilege" He can fo fuck himself

A response from senator Dave McCormick declaring the right to vote a privlige

OvidPgh@tephensay· Feb 24

Thanks for actually looking into that, I didn't think anyone would reply *Curious/Research

OvidPgh@tephensay· Feb 3

Michael Bolton from Office Space saying no way why should I change? He's the one who sucks

OvidPgh@tephensay· Jan 28

That piece of shit has the gall to brag about the school being the first "hispanic serving institution in Mass" and then author this pile of crap?

A message from Lane Glenn showing he's a hypocritical piece of shit by saying he supports diversity and inclusion but authors shit pieces like Time to Turn The Page on DEI and ICE just needs degrees to stop killing people

OvidPgh@tephensay· Jan 27

Ah, so you acknowledge it was incompetence on the part of ICE and the fucking killing of a man who did nothing. Now shut the hell up you hypocritical fuck wit

Screen shot of the above poster admitting it was ICE incompetence that got Pretti killed despite arguing to the contrary in this thread

OvidPgh@tephensay· Jan 14

How the hell is this something the Simpsons predicted?

A cartoon shark attacking and devouring seaweed captioned: but none attacks its prey with more fury than the seaweed shark!

OvidPgh@tephensay· Jan 14

PA "Senator" Dave McCormick is a fucking coward and refuses to hold ICE accountable to their own internal standards and the Constitution. Fuck this cowardly piece of shit

A canned response e-mail from PA Senator Dave McCormick stating he supports ICE and other federal agencies currently terrorizing our cities and supports the FBI "investigation" into the murder of Renee Good

OvidPgh@tephensay· Jan 4

Pulling into the gas station on E

A home screen of a phone charging, the battery is at 1%

OvidPgh@tephensay· Dec 22

Piss off you racist piece of shit

The prior commenter being a racist piece of shit and describing how he is raising his son to be a racist piece of shit as well

OvidPgh@tephensay· Dec 22

A man staring at an infant saying Goofy Goodras need the most attention

OvidPgh@tephensay· Dec 20

Obligatory Simpsons reference:

Moe the bartender from the Simpsons tery eyes holding a copy of Little Women by Alcott, captioned with the "final line" And then they realized, they were no longer little girls: they were little women

OvidPgh@tephensay· Dec 12

How it started --→ How it's going

A series of slider puzzles: featuring a snow man, a reindeer, santa clause, and a penguin; separated out to be put in stockings.

I apologize for my poor punctuation usage

That same series of puzzles scrambled, while I'm high and I've been drinking. So, I guess extra random? But the point is the puzzles are messed up now and the holidays are fucking bonkers right?

OvidPgh@tephensay· Dec 7

Here's him outside the blankets

A small, generic looking, black dog named Ace sits on the back of a sofa. He has a white spot on his chest and the tip of one of his paws is white. It is called his flour paw