portland please make these dipshits ears ring next friday

if she really cared about protecting young women in sports she would stop lacing up her shoes. disgusting.

can we all wait until i empty my stash of these first

pray for me i’m working grill tonight

huge day for @women

i don’t know what the original was but this joke works really well too

forget it, jake. it’s the oregonian

ceasing and desisting are on the to-do list but i just havent gotten around to them yet

“the oregonian readers respond”

oh brother this guy stinks

it is hard to quantify the idiocy of a lot of power brokers in the democratic party

i thought folks were much more aware of Terry’s Unique Embroidery but i guess not

i have stumbled across an interesting corner of the internet

bold stance, calvin

bury me on 82nd

i agree. it’s pretty fucked up that young people will pick up guns simply because those around them do so, too. we gotta break this cycle and stop glorifying violence to the youth

can someone tell me why i'm getting blacked out of this game

timeline filth

ATTN: PORTLAND does anyone have an impulse sealer i can use

feels like someone in the portland fire pin design department was having a little fun with this one

here's the questions i submitted for @sheriffofportland.bsky.social's wing challenge last night

HOLY SHIT THE FIRE ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS TONIGHT

now if the knicks WIN tonight? non-zero chance it ends the same way zach cregger wrapped up weapons. something to consider