Todd Federman

@tfederman

I hate AI and fascism and I forget what my personality used to be before that. @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social @threshold-day.bsky.social

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Todd Federman@tfederman· 12d

I tried writing a book about Natalie Portman just to see how it would go but I could only get this far before giving up. It was my second attempt after trying and failing to write a book about Jessica Chastain.

This A- list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Oscar winner/nominee, literally has two, maybe three friends. If all of them are busy, our actress will literally just sit in her home and not do anything. Apparently she just sits there and waits for someone to text or cal her. She doesn't read or watch television or doom scroll, she iust sits there. Not Jessica Chastain.

Todd Federman@tfederman· 14d

It could be worse

New California Republic flag from Fallout, with a two-headed bear.

Todd Federman@tfederman· 16d

Emily Wilson watching The Odyssey.

Todd Federman@tfederman· 19d

Same, though.

@ClickHole

Truly Depressing: This Elderly 36-Year-Old Man Is Babbling Incoherently About Something Called 'My Bloody Valentine'

Todd Federman@tfederman· 24d

Watching the Doomsday trailer

Todd Federman@tfederman· Jun 13

(complimentary)

The tiny old couple from Mullholland Drive (2001) because the picture of Hockney in the huge pool reminded me of them.

Todd Federman@tfederman· May 23

In the Star Trek TNG font: When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King; What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight, and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring - There's No Body To Batter When the Mind Is Your Might, So You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights, and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land, and If You Fail It Won't Matter Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

Todd Federman@tfederman· May 17

@saintplush

why are threesomes only for sex why cant i join in a couples argument if i want to

Todd Federman@tfederman· May 16

And my overall favorite picture of her jk jk

My thumb bleeding from a scratch given by the cat who is in the background of the picture out of focus casually walking away. I love her so much

Todd Federman@tfederman· May 16

Xena got adopted! I'll miss the little demon.

Xena (cat) sitting on top of a bookshelf which is dusty and I don't want her there but she goes there anyway

Xena (cat) laying on her back/side stretched out and twisted

Xena (cat) watching me while I'm watching a Celtics game

Todd Federman@tfederman· May 2

White and black cat guarding a cardboard scratcher house

White and black cat sleeping covering her eyes

White and black cat laying on a cat tree

Todd Federman@tfederman· May 2

I'm fostering this gremlin and she's pretty cool so maybe you're in southern New England and want to adopt her? And her amazing rescue org is having this charity auction, if you'd like to support them! tenlivescatrescue.betterworld.org/auctions/rai...

White and black cat sitting in a box hoarding a ball

White and black cat posing in front of a blizzard

White and black cat playing with a bag handle

Todd Federman@tfederman· Apr 29

No problem here's Xena

Todd Federman@tfederman· Apr 29

Todd Federman@tfederman· Apr 28

I don't know who these people are but love is love.

Picture of 2 hockey players: "TEAM CANADA'S OLDEST AND YOUNGEST PLAYER HAVE AN... 18.9 YEARAGE AGE GAP"

Todd Federman@tfederman· Apr 23

#SportsButMakeItArt

My Bloody Valentine covert art for Loveless

Todd Federman@tfederman· Apr 23

Warrior

White and black cat biting and playing with a twisted paper bag handle

Todd Federman@tfederman· Apr 23

Please don't spoil what a Grogu twist tastes like before May 22.

Ad For The Mandalorian and Grogu themed Nilla Wafers with the line, "Nilla sweet vanilla flavor WITH A GROGU TWIST"

Todd Federman@tfederman· Apr 19

Todd Federman@tfederman· Apr 10

Sure.

Web search for "never ever feel alone, deadass" with first result: "Princess Anne Gave Her Mother, Queen Elizabeth,This Reassurance Before Her Death"

Todd Federman@tfederman· Mar 3

Here is a foster cat. She could be yours!

Todd Federman@tfederman· Mar 2

Todd Federman@tfederman· Feb 21

Me: You have two cat beds that are cushioned and more comfortable and appropriate for your size than this hard, empty box of cookies that I put down for two seconds. Xena the foster cat: