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@thatcutiecarly
The carbs could not be simpler. But you know what? You do you. Do you even know what a wawa is? Go birds 🦅 She/her
Nothing makes me want to be a one and done customer like shitty AI thank you cards Gimme a post it with “thank you!” Or even don’t put anything at all in
Taking my dad to see Chicago (the band) for the third time There’s no contest, he’s the best dad
Support doesn’t have to be monetary Sometimes just showing up and showing love can mean the world to people
My mom found all of my brother’s old baby blankets on the attic and they were worn through and stained (from years of love and use!) so with her permission I fussy cut them and added some ducks and green squares for a little extra color and I am,,, so in love
When my coworkers decide we need some Michael McDonald in the middle of the day
I have a mole on my shoulder that gets irritated by my bra straps and was looking into what it might cost to get it removed lol Lmao, even
Making some bags for the local NAACP’s Juneteenth fundraiser
It is with great pleasure that I inform you that Peanut has grown into a big fat girl
Regret to inform you that the healthier lunches have made a big difference in my afternoon energy levels
Nobody will ever love me like my mom loves me and that’s okay
Enough time has passed that I’m no longer annoyed and I can finally post the meme Be safe out there kids, otherwise you have to get an antibiotic shot in the ass due to other people’s silly decisions
Learning cursive is now mandatory in schools in PA and I strongly agree that it’s a good thing Literally half of my job every day is looking through books that look like this and deciphering what they say