Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder.

I love to see this

Josiah Hartshorn uncoils and sends this one into the outfield for 2 ribbies. God, I love this kid.

Ethan, looped.

Ethan Conrad with his 1st hit for Myrtle Beach, and it's a dandy.

Heads up for future batters that want to charge the mound after getting beaned by the pitcher:

Cruz on a loop

Fernando Cruz of the ACL Cubs gets into a hitter's count, then makes the pitcher pay for a FB over plate by putting it over the right center fence. He'll be a fun player to follow.

Newest Cubs addition Michael Hallquist with his 1st hit in the org.

Just shoot me.

Guess what Josiah Hartshorn just did?

How do you top the feat of throwing out two baserunners in the top of the inning? If you're Logan Poteet, this:

Ty Van Dyke serves Josiah Hartshorn a cookie. Hartshorn is the Cookie Monster.

I believe that Josiah Hartshorn might be something really special. Like, unicorn special.

Kane Kepley and that bat sound I love so much. A 3 run shot here.

Christian Olivo with the web gem.

Owen Ayers cranks one out. He's hovering around .850 OPS after his 2B and HR today.

You could say that Eli Lovich is having a good week.

Josiah Hartshorn is locked the fuck in.

Eli Lovich has such a beautiful swing.

Owen Ayers with the classic "that's trouble, that's way trouble, that's way gone, that's a home run" home run.

Hartshorn just did a thing. Slo-mo iso.

Cameron Sisneros wallops a ball to the fence in right center, driving in a run in the process.

Josiah Hartshorn has a ton of potential talent. When a batter impresses the announcers for the opposition, you know he has their respect. 2 bases, 2 RBIs.

Seen walking into the clubhouse with one of these.

El Jaguar doing jaguar things. As the man said, league leading 14th HR.

Pitcher reacted accordingly.

Derik Alcantara with the web gem.