Amber
@thatsnotamber
I wrote a really funny intro and accidentally didn't save it. I didn't want to leave this part blank.
Luckily this was during the grace period of the new speed cameras. But damn city of Phoenix legit caught me speeding
An epic monsoon storm just came through! A huge haboob rolled into phx, a microburst blew out the emergency exit doors at the hospital and there was some slight flooding in spots on the first floor. Loved every minute of it!
This gorgeous sunset lead to sideways rain, lightening, thunder and intermediate power outages
Every night at bedtime for me and the doggies, I put on cat TV on YouTube, and the little kitty loves it ❤️
I have no idea who he is but he's on my grandmas Swedish side and I inherited his legs
Just spilled half of this on my counter/floor. So hit me up if you need help cleaning up a crime scene. Because I'm experienced now
Got another 15k steps in today, but saw this on my personal best- did I walk from Phoenix to Flagstaff? Wtf was I doing in 2019? It's probably covid related
After a 14+ hour day, I had to break out the hard hitters. My feet fucking hurt.
Oh look who left her keys in the door overnight again. Can someone please come and supervise me? Preferably someone who likes to rub feet, is knowledgeable in home renovation and restoration and finances. Like what's an apr, and how do I check my 401k?
There are a few that still say in my head: 1) Tim from the onion once posted "moons big," and I later went out for an errand, and the moon WAS big! 2) Jealousy professor And this jem
The little kitty got grease on her face from trying to get a bug from the patio door track. She looks so cute, like she's actually in a good mood for once.
When the public toilet lever is at this level- you flush it with your foot 100% of the time right?
Took a few pictures of the sunburn I got today and one shaky one ended up looking like a painting
I reached over 15k steps today, and all the veins in my feet are popping out, that's a good sign my feet are jacked and nothing else, right?