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Christian Quaker fellow in their mid-20s. big on ttrpg and small on writing. typecast as the crab person. i can work with that.

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dANTE@thatzommy· 17d

i am not afraid of death

photo of a really tall sandwich on a paper plate. between two slices of greasy, toasted bread seem to be another two slices of eggy bread, and maybe a couple kraft singles, and just barely visible is some ketchup leaking out the sides. It mostly looks like a block of greasy bread though.

Another photo of the sandwich from a front angle. It doesn't look any better.

A third photo, angled from above. It looks marginally better.

dANTE@thatzommy· 20d

oh shoot nvm they have it on their special streaming service now. i liked it a lot as a kid but i couldn't rewatch it now cause it's got a lot of dead rotting pig carcasses in it

The Colony on Discovery+. Rated tv-14, released in 2009, with two seasons. Description reads, "Strangers try to survive and rebuild in a post-apocalyptic environment.". Labeled 'Adventure' and 'Reality'

dANTE@thatzommy· 20d

i'm learning the true meaning of BaseBall

screenshot of the game screen in Out Of The Park Baseball 14. It seems this game is the Bluesky Skeeters vs the Twitter Exes. Bluesky just had a 5-run inning for a 5-0 lead.

dANTE@thatzommy· 20d

this game sucks

big text in all caps, "Unemployed", followed by smaller text reading, "Get a job..."

dANTE@thatzommy· 23d

i love opening an old unfinished story and experiencing the opening with fresh eyes

screenshot of a text document, cropped to show only the first two words of the opening page. In brackets, the words are "Barstoian maggotvoice"

dANTE@thatzommy· 24d

i think youtube has misunderstood my interests somewhat

screenshot of a youtube video thumbnail. the video was posted by "The Unrepentant Atheist" and is titled "Carl Sagan Responds To Christian Grad Student Question About God". the thumbnail itself shows Carl Sagan sitting, with text reading "student schooled by Carl Sagan about religion" and a cut-off quote reading "If there is no god why don't"

dANTE@thatzommy· 24d

youtube comment by "SpruceSyc" with 4.6 thousand likes. it seems to read, "I love it when infants are put in situations."

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 5

hang on im checking something rq

search query on duckduckgo: "Is it okay for white people to wear bandanas"

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 5

back on my Hellish Quart nonsense with the Jakub drop. first try i got cocky after round 10 (i was hoping to recreate my first Gedeon run, where i got 101 on the leaderboards). still, not bad!

My Hellish Quart character stats, in a spreadsheet and sorted by points. Jakub's row has been highlighted, showing that he's around the middle of the pack. He has 8,581,943 points, a max and current rank of 285 on the leaderboard, and a max round of 10.

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 4

kinda stuff i be hearing on this web site

screenshot of an anime. Woman with blue skin and yellow, clam-themed clothing doing some kind of JoJo-style pose. There's a subtitle reading "And now to turn you all into dolls!"

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 4

i Need to find out what happens to the Actors

Screenshot of a section from an article in some kind of wiki. The heading is "Introduction". It reads:
"A reimagining of the Human classic situational comedy series, "Frasier", Cerace's _Radio Psychologist_ follows pompous Phoritian Preonite Fray Crane (Played by Maya Gardener) as he struggles to balance pride, lust, and greed against love for friends, family, and profession. Joining Maya as leads are Lourdes (Playing Nice Crane, Fray's fragile younger brother), King King (Playing Marred Crane, Fray's grumpy father), Inaugural Queue of Orion (Playing Laurel Moon, Marred's eccentric physical therapist), and Verkhovna Maxim (Playing Dark Rose, Fray's promiscuous and down-to-earth producer). The show first aired in 2224, though it took place in 2193 - 2208. It was organized and supplied by the Committee For Human Relations, Subcommittee For Entertainment and Arts as part of a propaganda campaign meant to introduce citizens of the Solar Government for Humanity to Union culture."
Many of the proper nouns are underlined and highlighted purple, implying that they link to other articles. Some are darker and not underlined, implying that the articles they would link to haven't been written yet.

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 3

alright, it's about time. face reveal!

looks like the image failed to load. oops!

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 3

starting today with:

a frame from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. A woman with blue hair lays beside a guy in a beanie on a sheet of ice.

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 2

youtube comment from "volfievolfie9079" which reads: "Did he have a stalk of celery hidden in his jacket?"

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 2

making sure he knows (CW cockroach)

photograph of a giant cockroach in a orange pill bottle, looking like he's excitedly staring out the side at my Bluesky timeline. My post is at the top, cut off and reading "good night everyone. but ESPECIALL". Below are liked posts from Mara Maybe and Marie, who i don't want to tag in a photo of a cockroach but if you follow me you probably follow them too

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 1

it's okay everyone. everything's going to be okay

screenshot of a bluesky notification i've received. My post, reading "watching Smiling Friends and freaking out because they removed Dolly Dimpley", has been liked by Dolly Dimpley

dANTE@thatzommy· Jul 1

starting a new season of MASH! i sure hope nobody grew any facial hair in the interim

screenshot of the MASH intro for Season 7, Episode 1. It's paused on a frame of BJ Hunnicutt, who has a moustache that he definitely didn't have last season

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 29

do you think they only read the first half of the post or do you think they want me to Do It

screenshot of a post i made and a reply. My post reads: "i saw the tv glow is free on youtube rn should i rewatch it or should i keep living". The reply reads, "if you have an urge to rewatch it i say go for it". The person replying has had their username and handle censored, but their pfp is of a baby Brian from Family Guy. Or atleast a short, small-bodied Brian from Family Guy.

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 24

image of a ceramic bowl that has shattered and been put back together in the style of Kintsugi. The cracks are filled with gold, giving it a beautiful marbled appearance.

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 19

pronoun palace in my steam library with 0 minutes played

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 5

this is what i get for tucking in my shirts and loving spreadsheets

test results for the 'am i unc' quiz. I got "Low Unc Risk", with an Unc score of 22. Description reads, "Mostly fine, but a few cracks are showing. Stay vigilant." and the emoji is wearing sunglasses

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 4

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 3

not quite what i meant

The Burden of Pride, a black and white work of art depicting a bunch of naked people carrying big stones while Dante Alighieri and Virgil walk beside them

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 3

there are Others, too

a screenshot of the preview for all of my chrome windows. there are eight in total, including the one in the previous post. if you look really closely you can see that five of the others are also full of many tabs, though not quite as many. one has only one tab and the last hasn't loaded because i haven't clicked on it since the last time i reopened chrome

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 3

this is what my browser looks like rn btw

the tabs section of my chrome browser. on the left is a closed group in red titled "utub", and right of that is a truly ridiculous number of tabs. so many that they cannot all fit on the screen at once. about a third are bluesky tabs, then a bunch of reddit and wikipedia tabs, and then a chunk of nexus mods tabs. i've customized the browser a little so the bar itself is a nice pastel pink

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 3

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screenshot of a search bar. i've written in "is it racist to do a jamaican accent"

dANTE@thatzommy· Jun 1

made a couple grilled cheeses to celebrate pride month!!! cw: food

two incredibly burnt grilled cheeses on a paper plate. they've been cut lengthwise.

dANTE@thatzommy· May 30

thumbnail for a show titled "The Lesbian Homie". It features a large bald man flanked by several palm trees and two women.

dANTE@thatzommy· May 27

Another pic of the bird but now they're stomping towards the peak of the roof, seen from the side. Their body looks much lighter here, really contrasting with their upper legs and their wings.

The bird pausing at the upper corner of the roof, leaning down and out.

The bird, still on the corner of the roof, but now looking up.

dANTE@thatzommy· May 27

today is an amazing day for me, a bird lover

picture of a pretty dang big bird on someone's roof. It was taken with a phone camera so it's impossible to make out any details, but it's got yellow legs and talons, a brownish body, a white neck and a dark head.

The same bird, but they have very helpfully turned to show me their silhouette. Light-coloured, maybe yellowish beak, and white at the base of the tail. Their wings are darker than their body.

Same bird, looking majestic.