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Monarch butterfly enthusiast, milkweed gardener, woodworker, the Flippin-Lodge Angle, retired...aah! Very, very concerned that around half of American adults apparently still identify with Republican shitheads.
Trump: "I'm really going to miss his supple lips on my anus."
You've got to be more mindful of your dog's health. I recently let my pet housefly talk with Mitch for a couple of minutes. After the call ended it gagged up some half-digested shit, rolled over, and died.
Early this year I ordered 8" - 12" live G. physocarpus plants from Joyful Butterfly. They arrived in perfect condition and grew like crazy in Cambria CA climate. Bought some seeds and the germination rate was ~90% and the sprouts grew like crazy. After 4 mos. the 8" plants are 4' - 5' and blooming.
Milkweed experiments in Cambria CA: (3): Ascepias curassavica purchased as 1' tall potted plants from a local pesticide-free source. (Nearly always flowering, year-round):
Milkweed experiments in Cambria CA: (2) Calotropis gigantea propagated from cuttings purchased and shipped from Sweet Trees Nursery (an Etsy vendor) located in FLA. I highly recommend Sweet Trees Nursery.
Milkweed experiments in Cambria CA: (2) Calotropis gigantea from cuttings purchased and shipped from Sweet Trees Nursery (an Etsy vendor). I highly recommend Sweet Trees Nursery.
Milkweed experiments in Cambria CA: (1) Newly flowering 5' tall Gomphocarpus physocarpus (purchased and shipped 4 mos. ago as 8" tall live plants from The Joyful Butterfly). I highly recommend The Joyful Butterfly.
Wow...and I naively thought this recent headline was actually about the behavior of fish...
I keep trying to have some faith but God never rewards it. You'd think that a just and caring God would at least answer some of the most unambiguously beneficial prayers...
Well, yes, there is that of course...but years ago he sent me a Miracle Prayer Cloth just for the asking. It hasn't done even one fucking miracle yet but it's a very nice conversation piece...
Having a wee dram o' the best--and aligned with all those who hope for the emergence of some type of healthy national ethos from our zany zeitgeist. It might best be christened GUS: General Unity of the Sane . (NB: "...best be..." is not to be confused with Melanoma's "Be Best" slop.
The Republican version of enlightenment..."Egad! It sometimes seems as though President Trump doesn't take us seriously!"
Inside tip: The Accursed Orange Turd will go down for the count in the 1st round if you dump a bowl of mashed potatoes on his fat head.
Breaking News: Plausible Signs of Intelligent Life Have Been Detected on Planet Earth
The new blockbuster must-read for summer: "From Bogs to Ditches" by Horatio Algae
The Curse of Algaememnon: Damned to spend every sleepless night eating junk food, messing his bed and spewing out endless Tweets. But dawn brings no relief. Rather, every morning finds him flailing helplessly in a Reflecting Pool while vengeful ducks mercilessly eat his liver.
A radio station you might enjoy, Sir Turd. 24/7 streaming, If you can't find something you like among their programs you might not be alive, DJs only a mother could love. My fav show is a Sat morning masterpiece, The Norman Bates Memorial Soundtrack Show...well worth a listen.
OK, OK so Donnie Jr didn't turn out the way I'd hoped. Still, there's Eric and Barron...and of course Ivanka, after she got the plastic surgery. What's that other one...Spiffy, Quiffy...no, no Tiffany, that's it.