The match hasn’t even started yet and these two countries are just screaming their national anthems at each other lmao I am sat 🍿

Depression is real

I don’t often get passionate about sports but when I do… 😬

I’M 😭

LET’S GO PENINSULAR WAR

It tears through my head, does it haunt you too?

Nvm I have way too much going on to be aesthetic. Utter chaos it is 😭

One step closer to an aesthetic kind of life

What is a sibling group chat during World Cup season if not the occasional Peninsular War reference persevering

I made this story for laughs but actually can someone who’s more fluent in cat please tell me what his body language is saying 🥹

I shall name them Balerion and Meraxes and I shall get a third plant and name it Vhagar 🥰

Just told my Essex oomf that if it ever comes down to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs 🇫🇷 I will have to support the latter… the real drama was here all along

Please be very quiet she is Hunting

Held a little housewarming party and Pancakes was Having None Of It

What in the Treaty of Tordesillas

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There was this initial plan to convert the guest bedroom into an office rather than a glorified second closet, but let’s be real I have more purses than I have work to do 🥹

Bought this place on the spot because I fell in love with what it could be 🫶🏼

Anyway here’s my cat absolutely despising the new home I bought for him with my blood, sweat, and tears

Went down to the hotel casino for the free-flowing coffee and the security guard blocked my path and hit me with the “Ma’am how old are you?” I was incredibly flattered, behold a legitimate under-21 y’all 😌❤️

I asked my Canadian friend if she was watching the game and she said “No, did we lose again?” 😭

BELLINGHAM LOOKING AFTER MY ONE HUNDRED PESOS 🥰🥰🥰

Absentmindedly blurted out “I kinda fuck with Croatia’s playing style” half a second before Musa did That and now I think @sun-and-stars.bsky.social is never going to let me speak again

Me every time he opens his mouth:

Me: “I need to buy a dress for my friend’s wedding, this is her palette, which color should I go with?” Him: “You’d look so sexy in any of those 😍” Babes he did not actually answer the question but somehow he passed the test??

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I wanted to know if Ancient Roman streets were wide or narrow but I got autocorrected and the AI consequences were absolutely devastating

All those days chasing down a daydream, all those years living in a blur… 💖

Wasn’t really planning on shopping because I only brought a small suitcase but I had to represent the two defining aspects of my personality

So there is now a random bar in Shinjuku that has my author signature on PH currency tacked to the wall 😌