The Angry Bartender
@theangrybartender
I’m a person. I pretend to bartend, poorly. I also think I’m a bunny. I don’t like grown people, but animals are awesome. We should protect them and the miniature adults at all cost.
I was today years old when I learned that there are not only Water Pouring competitions, but that there’s an actual Water Pouring Championship. Do with this information as you see fit, but know I’ll not only be buying a WPA (Water Pouring Association?) approved blindfold, but also gambling on it.
From A Page Member: A little something to submit for the page. I'm an owner and found this note sitting on top of the till this morning, left by my night bartender. I love my staff!
You know, at first I looked at it in disgust, but like most people it’s because I didn’t understand it. Then I took the time to process what I saw and live the ingenuity and originality. From A Page Member: “I went to a wedding today and the one thing the groom asked for was a martini fountain.”
It’s one of those things where if you’ve never worked in the service industry, there are things you’ll never truly understand. Ordering food when you’re slow just to get busy is one. Eating that food, cold, while standing up is another, and one of the best bonding experiences possible.